I really enjoy watching large manly men demonstrate their physical prowess by using small women as props. I also really enjoy listening to all kinds of different speaking accents. Except for the New Jersey accent-nobody likes that one. The Jersey accent is like what I imagine a bunch of crows that were trying too hard to sound like New Yorkers would sound like if their 'caws' were translated to English. Anything that reminds me of crows is just not enjoyable, because crows are annoying and covertly menancing creatures. Believe it or not, crows might be the evil designed to take out the human race. There's been plenty of research done and it all sounds like these birds work for the Illuminati.

Thankfully there are no paranoia inducing crow-like Jersey accents in this video, but there is Junior Dos Santos, performing combat procedures on a small Australian woman. With the combination of pleasant Aussie and Brazilian accents and Junior Dos Santos performing the techniques he used to defeat Frank Mir back at UFC 146-I've got double my viewing pleasure. It's like a mini Smörgåsbord of entertainment to enjoy.

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+27 # Guest 2012-08-15 06:58

"This is romantic" while he's pretending to punch her in the face. Aussie chicks are where it's at.

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+15 # CardboardCockchest 2012-08-15 07:46

I thought she made that comment because it looked like he was going to take her from behind. Either way, got to love Aussie chicks!

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+3 # TheFuckingBest 2012-08-15 15:21

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/357/740/a71.gif

mmmmmmmm Aussie chicks

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+15 # TheFuckingBest 2012-08-15 15:21

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-5 # Guest 2012-08-15 06:59

after reading the title I thought this was gonna be a rape video

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+11 # Guest 2012-08-15 07:02

Her technuiqe actually improves throughout the montage

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+5 # Guest 2012-08-15 14:56

Imagine how funny it would be if Rocky kept getting progressively worse throughout the montage.

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+4 # Guest 2012-08-15 07:38

For such a big market for UFC, it makes no sense that the fight game in Australia(and NZ) is STILL mainly filled with boxers and kickboxers. Boxing maybe gets 1000 people at shows while UFC gets over 10,000 in Sydney. OZ need to import wrestling coaches asap. Lots of athletic guys market to be tapped. Maybe encourage it in school instead of swimming and rugby.

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+11 # Guest 2012-08-15 08:43

JDS is rising like a boss

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+4 # Guest 2012-08-15 10:46

This is hilarious + notice JDS left hand on 1:36.

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+1 # Sambro 2012-08-15 11:44

I would beat the panties off that chick.

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