Last year I had a dream that Josh Barnett and I hopped from train to train in Qatar in search of the ultimate house party. Our adventures took us to a limestone mansion surrounded by semi-automatic wielding body guards. Apparently these guys didn't mind that we snuck through the backdoor of the kitchen to meet everyone inside for an impromptu keg stand. When I eventually woke up and told Josh Barnett of our imaginary adventures, he responded with 'that should be a reality.' Since I've been living in Hollywood, I've had my fair share of failed pitches for MMA shows. However, I sincerely believe that 'Around the World with Josh Barnett and friends' could be a promising project. I'll get on it, just after I finish looking at the largest 3D map of the universe ever created.

Josh Barnett is perhaps the only human being that can walk out to the cage while rocking a shirt that depicts himself wielding a massive hammer, surrounded by a mountain of dead bodies. That's metal. So is this video of Josh Barnett doing vocals for a band called 'I AM WAR.' Check out this clip of Barnett dominating every audio frequency available to the human ear.

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+3 # Guest 2012-08-09 20:35

Atreyu? Bleeding Through?

Am I going coo-coo?

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+2 # Guest 2012-08-10 07:56

Well, you might be, but I Am War is a band featuring Alex from Atreyu and Brandan from Bleeding Through.

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-1 # SkeetEmUp 2012-08-11 06:24

i came.

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-6 # Guest 2012-08-09 20:41

My new audio book is narrated by josh barnett, buy it!!!

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+10 # WastedTalent 2012-08-09 22:34

Is your book about Roger Huerta? If so: leave MiddleEasy and never come back.

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-4 # Guest 2012-08-10 04:31

You know when something is just so embarrassing you just want to die when you see it? That's what I expect the video to be like. I'm not clicking it. Fuck.That.

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-1 # Guest 2012-08-10 09:03

*immediately goes back to listening to Channel Orange.

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-3 # StGutFree 2012-08-10 13:10

follow that up with some MellowHype

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0 # Guest 2012-08-10 14:30

...not.

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