I'm inventing a new MMA themed parlor game and it's called Big Trouble in Little China's Jack Burton or Chael Sonnen. Whoever wins via guessing the correct source of the quote will move on to the lightning round where you have to chop a bottle in half with a butcher knife. For example, Chael or Jack Burton:

"Like I told my last wife, I sez Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides that, it's all in the reflexes."

"When some wild eyed eight foot tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks ya crooked in the eye and he asks you if you've paid your dues...Well you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye and you remember what old (Chael/Jack) always says at a time like that. Have you paid your dues, (name)? Yes, Sir, the check is in the mail."

 

"May the wings of liberty never lose a feather."

Time's up. All three quotes were from Jack Burton, but if you read them in Chael's voice they sound pretty damn good. That's fortunate for Chael, he may need the material because it looks like he's gearing up for a fight that is just above the 'Franklinweight' of 190 pounds at 200 pounds. Appropriately named 'grudgeweight', this new class is being created soley for a mystery opponent Chael keeps hinting cryptically at on his unofficially official Twitter account.

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+7 # juice lee 2012-08-09 13:02

it only took 2 years for my "chael sonnen is jack burton incarnate" rhetoric to take hold but I'm glad someone else has acknowledged it finally

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+6 # Jay 2012-08-09 13:22

If Chael wore the tank top and jeans out to the cage in his next fight I would probably high five the closest person near me.

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+10 # Guest 2012-08-09 13:29

Big Trouble in Little China! CLASSIC!

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+8 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-08-09 18:41

One of the most underrated movies of all time.

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+1 # Sambro 2012-08-10 10:40

[youtube]http:/ /www.youtube.co m/watch?v=SBz-8 j0H87Q[/youtube ]

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+8 # Guest 2012-08-09 13:35

This has got to be Wanderlei right?

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+9 # Guest 2012-08-09 13:45

Its no franklinweight. .

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+3 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-08-09 20:40

Rumbleweight, Franklinweight, now we have Grudgeweight. I like.

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+4 # Guest 2012-08-09 13:52

this is for none other then Jason Miller. They keep beefin back and forth on twitter.

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+13 # Guest 2012-08-09 15:18

Yeah, because Jason Miller is clearly active as an MMA fighter and also signed by Zuffa..

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-3 # Guest 2012-08-09 14:21

Mayhem or Wand, definitely.

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+10 # Guest 2012-08-09 15:57

I just clicked on the title just so i can mention how much I love Big Trouble in Little China.

MMA remake
Jack Burton- Chael
Wang- Nam Phan
Gracie- Gina Carano
Lo Pan- Steven Segall

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-2 # Will-Kill 2012-08-09 16:48

Most likely its some insults he made a while back and forgot about and he thinks someone is sending them to him.

That's right Sonnen vs Sonnen.

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-1 # Guest 2012-08-09 18:26

Maybe it's a Bisping rematch thing

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0 # Guest 2012-08-09 19:18

If its a 200 it most likely wont be a middle weight. Rampage might be the one seeing that they have been beefing and he also wants no part of Texiera. Or Vitor Belfort who is a multi weight fighter.

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+6 # Guest 2012-08-09 20:04

Your Big Trouble In Little China reference has reassured me this is the best MMA website ever created.

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0 # Guest 2012-08-09 20:52

Rashad Evans

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+1 # Guest 2012-08-10 08:41

having to listen to mike goldberg is essentially like walking into a wood chipper absolutely

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0 # Guest 2012-08-10 12:05

It's Machida

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