Yet another reason to want the singularity to just happen already. In the future, 38 stitch-requiring wounds like the one Rory MacDonald suffered tonight will be no problem. Rub some medi-gel on there real nice and you're fine. Ready to head back out to train within minutes. I know this future will be true because Mass Effect tells me so.

Now BJ Penn is out of a fight at UFC 152 and we have a potential article in queue for whenever the eye gash picture of Rory's drops. What will happen? We will be grossed out, yet satisfied because the MiddleEasy has desensitized us to levels our mothers are ashamed of, and BJ may or not get a fight. That's what will happen.

MMA Junkie revealed the news of Rory's gash after the UFC on FOX 4 post fight conference. Here's what Dana said to those handsome gentlemen:

"Rory's out. He got cut open today. Wide open – 38, 48 stitches, something like that," White said. "No contact for a month. (The fight is) off. I found out tonight, halfway through the show."

EDIT: here's one angle of Rory's cut. Check the comments for the other. Thanks to MiddleEasy reader Sacramento Top Team for the pic!

In place of Rory MacDonald's eye gash, we present to you this fascinating .gif from UFC on FOX  to tide everyone over.

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+10 # Guest 2012-08-04 21:05

OHHH GAWD

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-1 # Sambro 2012-08-05 17:27

What a wussy! Pack that shit with some vaseline and fight on.

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-10 # Guest 2012-08-04 21:05

dumb nigga

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+8 # Guest 2012-08-04 21:09

Moar

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+7 # Guest 2012-08-04 21:18

i wish they all could be california girls!!!

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+2 # Sambro 2012-08-05 17:28

That girl's Mexican (wait til she pops out a kid).

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+25 # Sacramento Top Team 2012-08-04 21:18

Hire me, Zeus!

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+11 # TheFuckingBest 2012-08-04 22:28

Youve got to be fucking kidding me, 2012 better not be the end of days with all these fucking injuries.

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+8 # Guest 2012-08-04 23:11

i totally noticed that chick during the broadcast. good times.

oh yeah sucks about rory too. fight was a mismatch anyways. Macdonald is way too big.

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-4 # Guest 2012-08-05 03:35

is it gonna be Fitch vs Penn now?

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+8 # Guest 2012-08-05 05:29

I saw that chick live when it happened, and my first thought was "boy I hope middleeasy does a gif of that."

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0 # Guest 2012-08-05 14:24

What part of the broadcast was that? I'm trying to look for it. Main card or prelims?

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0 # Guest 2012-08-05 16:32

main card. don't remember specifically where, but i think it was near the beginning.

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-1 # Guest 2012-08-05 05:53

Lets make it Renzo s BJ now. what better welcome back to MMA fight for Renzo is there

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+10 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-08-05 06:38

Penn/Sanchez 2, I just want to watch BJ piece someone up.

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0 # Guest 2012-08-05 07:45

zeus you should put this video up[youtube]http ://www.youtube. com/watch?v=ZiN dAUuK6Rc&featur e=g-all-u[/yout ube]

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+1 # Guest 2012-08-05 07:48

it looks like he got into a skrap with his kitty...youve got to be shitting me.

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+30 # Guest 2012-08-05 07:55

He knew motivated Penn was coming so he took a chair shot from someone at Tri-Star. Kinda like how my great Uncle Julio broke his own foot to avoid going to Vietnam.

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+4 # Twinny 2012-08-05 15:30

Or the VADA guys were at the door.

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+10 # Guest 2012-08-05 08:47

Me: I could watch that .gif loop for at least an hour

ME: What about Rory McDonald?

Me: Wha, who? Oh, yeah . . . Tough break

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0 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-08-06 12:12

I wish the .gif went all the way through the titty-bounce... she's hot AF.

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+15 # Guest 2012-08-05 08:49

WADAyamean I'm gonna have to fight BJ clean? Somebody pass me a razor blade we got a situation!

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0 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-08-05 08:58

Victor Conte conspiricy theory begin!

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+8 # Guest 2012-08-05 09:00

BJ vs Nathan Diaz. At 155 or 170, who cares which.

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+11 # sickoplata 2012-08-05 09:18

Cycling is a dangerous sport.

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0 # benny 2012-08-05 11:59

Icwhatchudidthe re.

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+3 # Guest 2012-08-05 10:19

easy way for him to escape VADA. He prolly had that one guy cut him with a knife

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-3 # Guest 2012-08-05 10:28

MEOW : HELL YEAH! thats tha shit....

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+1 # Guest 2012-08-05 10:36

I live in so call and thats just everday shit, its all chronic and palm trees in this bitch, bitches in bikinis

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0 # Guest 2012-08-05 11:32

BJ just got off lightly.

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+1 # Guest 2012-08-05 13:18

Well thats what happens when you train for the best BJ ever, GSP is a happy man somewhere.

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+3 # Guest 2012-08-05 13:48

self inflicted wound

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+2 # Guest 2012-08-05 14:10

Didn't the same thing happen to Ken Shamrock before he was to fight Kimbo Slice?

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0 # Guest 2012-08-07 11:03

best GIF ever!!!

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