So you want to know what Jon Jones has to say about all four guys fighting at UFC on Fox for the next title shot?

So you want to know what Jon Jones has to say about all four guys fighting at UFC on Fox for the next title shot?

So you want to know what Jon Jones has to say about all four guys fighting at UFC on Fox for the next title shot?

Cat Von C

Aug 03 |04:55

Last Updated on Fri, 03 Aug 2012 06:58

Opinions are like ***holes, everybody's got one. That's actually not a true statement. There are some people born without an anus. It's a condition called an imperforate anus. Granted if you are born this way it's pretty likely, (if the doctor and your parents feel you are worthy) you will have a man made anus installed surgically upon your body in order to continue life on earth. That's almost more anus talk for you on a Friday morning than a middle aged man's yearly proctologist appointment or a visit to the steam room of the Blue Moon Resort in Las Vegas.

Let's cut the anus discussion and get back to the opinion side of that statement. When Dana White came out last week and declared that one of the four light heavyweights fighting at UFC on FOX 4 tomorrow night will earn themselves the next title shot, it seemed as though everyone in MMA Twitter-verse had some sort of opinion on that announcement. Really there is only one person who is qualified to offer an opinion on any of these fighters, and that's the guy who has already fought (and defeated) each and every one of them. That guy would be Jon Jones. Here's what he had to say about Machida, Bader, Vera and Shogun in a sweet little 140 character package via his twitter account last night:

Whatever happens this weekend, what still remains to be seen is who the title shot awardee from this weekend will be fighting for the light heavyweight title-Jon Jones or Dan Henderson. That fight goes down on September 1st in Las Vegas at UFC 151.

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-10 # Guest 2012-08-03 07:12

None of the four should be granted the next title shot. It should be me.

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-3 # Sambro 2012-08-03 12:10

My bleached anus is on the donor list.

I love it when Cat talks dirty.

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+1 # Guest 2012-08-04 04:36

creepo

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+21 # Guest 2012-08-03 07:17

I'm not saying it would go any better hit he fought a ring rust out of fight shape coming off injury shogun and shogun still lasted longer then most. I really believe a rematch would go different.

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+38 # Guest 2012-08-03 07:18

A fat, rusty,Shogun lasted the longest now go crash your car you fake fuck WAR HENDO PLEASE BUDDA LET HENDO H BOMB THIS CLOWN .......

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+34 # synthsis 2012-08-03 07:22

Doesn't matter what Jones says, Hendo is going to have to worry about who gets the next title shot.

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+8 # boloblack 2012-08-03 07:22

Man made anus... SPECTACULAR IDEA!

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-1 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-08-04 10:46

I feel like that would take the option of anal right out of the picture.

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+32 # Jonesy 2012-08-03 07:44

Hendo/Shogun 2 is gonna be awesome

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+48 # Guest 2012-08-03 07:54

Its a shame someone with so much talent is the biggest cunt in the history of cunting.

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+13 # CanadianHour4 2012-08-03 08:04

So glad rematches seldom go the same way as the first

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+9 # connertreffry 2012-08-03 08:35

shogun vs hendo for the light heavy weight strap? i think so!

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+20 # Guest 2012-08-03 08:35

I really hope Gustafsson will get the oppertunity to fight this cocky guy soon.

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0 # Guest 2012-08-03 10:49

Quoting vkttor:

I really hope Gustafsson will get the oppertunity to fight this cocky guy soon.

So Gustafsson is the next great white hope? Good luck with that.

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-22 # Guest 2012-08-03 08:47

Jon Jones likes the size of my Bone inside of his chrome , I spit down his hatch, then seal his mouth like a cabbage-patch and send his bitch ass home...

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+2 # Guest 2012-08-03 11:52

Quoting ChaelsMomIsAVirgin:

Jon Jones likes the size of my Bone inside of his chrome , I spit down his hatch, then seal his mouth like a cabbage-patch and send his bitch ass home...

Wow

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+6 # Guest 2012-08-03 09:09

I just thought it was funny that Vera was the only one who didn't receive any credit for fighting ability lol

(and rightly so, comparatively)

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+6 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-08-03 09:09

Shogun vs Hendo II for the title is the biggest fight ever.

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+7 # Guest 2012-08-03 09:23

He's a cocky little shit isnt he? I'll wait till he gets caught and laugh

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+4 # Guest 2012-08-03 10:44

How is that cocky? if it was someone you liked would he still be cocky or would you call him confident? get off the hater train people

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+5 # Guest 2012-08-03 10:50

At least Jon Jones doesn't turn down fights like Anderson Silva.

Jones has never said that any other fighter was so "beneath" him that he'd refuse to walk into the cage. Hell, Bones goes in there FOUR TIMES A YEAR like a BOSS. We'll be lucky to see another Silva fight before the next fucking Olympics while we wait for someone to be "worth his time".

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-1 # connertreffry 2012-08-03 18:09

Quoting SystemOL:

At least Jon Jones doesn't turn down fights like Anderson Silva.

Jones has never said that any other fighter was so "beneath" him that he'd refuse to walk into the cage. Hell, Bones goes in there FOUR TIMES A YEAR like a BOSS. We'll be lucky to see another Silva fight before the next fucking Olympics while we wait for someone to be "worth his time".

your a [censored]

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+2 # Guest 2012-08-04 20:31

intelligent reply, well done

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+23 # Guest 2012-08-03 09:35

That tweet reads like hes talking about his past lovers.

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+3 # Patrick 2012-08-03 10:36

YES! Call me a perv, but I thought so too.

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+5 # Guest 2012-08-03 10:43

Hmm, what does that say about me then? Cause I thought it read like an ex con talking about his past sex crime victims, 'cause those boys got RAPED.

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+4 # Guest 2012-08-03 11:53

Quoting NordKing:

That tweet reads like hes talking about his past lovers.

Which one would you fuck, kill, or marry?

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+5 # Sherko 2012-08-03 09:42

So the general consensus is that Jon Jones is fake and arrogant, while Chael Sonnen is awesome? That makes so much sense...

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+3 # Guest 2012-08-03 10:21

Not to mention Jon Jones actually wins his fights.

Boo hoo, someone who demolishes people for a living has a high opinion of himself. Cry me a fuckin river. This is the fight game, not a Miss America pageant.

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+3 # Guest 2012-08-03 10:26

Can you imagine the outcry if JBJ used TRT like Chael and Hendo? These ballsuckers would LOSE THEIR MINDS.

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+7 # Guest 2012-08-03 11:20

Are you [censored]s done yet? Why don't you guys find an empty room and masterbate over Jon Jones's mugshot

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-1 # Guest 2012-08-03 12:12

The only [censored]s here are you people who care about emotions and popularity over choke holds and knockouts. I love what happens IN THE CAGE and couldn't give a fuck what happens before or after.

If you want to bitch about someone being fake, go back to fucking myspace or facebook and continue your high school bullshit there.

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+3 # Guest 2012-08-03 10:29

P.S. I love you Chael, but learn to throw some spinning shit. Jon Jones can teach you.

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-3 # Guest 2012-08-03 12:15

Low blow, dude! It would have been epic if Uncle Chael had landed that backfist on Silva. Crowd would have gone nuts!

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0 # Guest 2012-08-03 10:32

Couldn't agree with you more, it's like people don't want a dominate champion these days, just a revolving door.

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+6 # Ryu 2012-08-03 14:06

You wanna know the difference between Jones and Sonnen. Sonnen is a fake asshole. While Jones is a fake nice guy. Sonnen is entertaining, he plays a heel and adds some humor and drama to his fights. Jones has believed his own hype and spewed arrogant nonsense from day one. Yet he still loves to tell people how humble and gracious he is. Jones is a douche, a talented douche, but still a douche.

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0 # connertreffry 2012-08-03 18:10

Quoting Ryu:

You wanna know the difference between Jones and Sonnen. Sonnen is a fake asshole. While Jones is a fake nice guy. Sonnen is entertaining, he plays a heel and adds some humor and drama to his fights. Jones has believed his own hype and spewed arrogant nonsense from day one. Yet he still loves to tell people how humble and gracious he is. Jones is a douche, a talented douche, but still a douche.

thank you sir

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0 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-08-04 10:58

It's obvious that Chael puts on an act and has fun making things interesting.

Jones is just naturally a douche, and doesn't even know it.

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+4 # Guest 2012-08-03 10:06

My god, Jon Jones is one arrogant mother fucker. MMA is most certainly not a sport where arrogance serves you well. All this shit talk is going to come back & bite him & when it does I'll be watching.

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-4 # Guest 2012-08-03 10:15

LOL at the Hendo nuthuggers. Unless that TRT causes Hendo to grow longer arms and a neck too thick for JBJ to choke, he's going to get finished. Quick.

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-2 # Guest 2012-08-03 10:23

I'm curious about the JBJ haters. What makes him cocky? That he has beaten all of your heroes? I remember Chuck talking about knocking out guys before his fights, and when he went out and did it you were the same dudes who wanted to suck him off after the fight. The JBJ is too cocky meme is so tired and full of shit. All of you internet tough guys and super-knowledge able fight fans should just admit why you really dont like him.

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+13 # Guest 2012-08-03 11:49

It's not a meme, it's real.

All he had to do was leave off the "lol" at the end.

At least "the UFC doesn't have to worry about [him] doing something stupid like getting a DUI."

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+8 # Guest 2012-08-03 13:01

Quoting frozencavemanlawyer:

I'm curious about the JBJ haters. What makes him cocky? That he has beaten all of your heroes? I remember Chuck talking about knocking out guys before his fights, and when he went out and did it you were the same dudes who wanted to suck him off after the fight. The JBJ is too cocky meme is so tired and full of shit. All of you internet tough guys and super-knowledgeable fight fans should just admit why you really dont like him.

If it has to be explained to you, then you wouldn't understand.

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0 # assholemike 2012-08-03 11:36

TWSS

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+3 # Guest 2012-08-03 11:56

this guy's a jerk...hope he get's knocked the f**k out this year or next!! If not nick diaz will.

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+3 # Guest 2012-08-03 13:20

I hope his fall will be just as glamorous as his rise.

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0 # tonyfamilia 2012-08-03 13:24

It's funny how all of these "fight fans" seem to care more about a fighter's personality than his actual fight skills.
No wonder Chael is beloved and Jones isn't.

These cocksuckers are all like "umm, we prefer the white guy with the shitty record who loses a lot because he makes me laugh when he talks, tee hee".
Lmao, gtfo here! I want to see the dude who fights the best, fuck personality.

It's retarded how some of you prefer Nick Diaz with his "fuck the world! middle fingers in the air bitches!" persona and Chael with his "I talk a lot of good shit and say witty jokes but all I'm really good at is wrestling" shtick and put down a great talent like Jon Jones just cuz he's young and awkward as fuck. I don't care what the fuck that kid says. Guess what haters? he's going to put his foot in his mouth A LOT, so deal with it.

It be nice to see/hear/read some of the retarded shit that some of you guys did at his age. Please, get off the hate train's dick already, that shit is old and tired.

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+5 # connertreffry 2012-08-03 18:12

Quoting tonyfamilia:

It's funny how all of these "fight fans" seem to care more about a fighter's personality than his actual fight skills.
No wonder Chael is beloved and Jones isn't.

These cocksuckers are all like "umm, we prefer the white guy with the shitty record who loses a lot because he makes me laugh when he talks, tee hee".
Lmao, gtfo here! I want to see the dude who fights the best, fuck personality.

It's retarded how some of you prefer Nick Diaz with his "fuck the world! middle fingers in the air bitches!" persona and Chael with his "I talk a lot of good shit and say witty jokes but all I'm really good at is wrestling" shtick and put down a great talent like Jon Jones just cuz he's young and awkward as fuck. I don't care what the fuck that kid says. Guess what haters? he's going to put his foot in his mouth A LOT, so deal with it.

It be nice to see/hear/read some of the retarded shit that some of you guys did at his age. Please, get off the hate train's dick already, that shit is old and tired.

and your a [censored]

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-1 # Guest 2012-08-03 19:11

You quoted that whole thing just to misspell "you're" and call someone a [censored]?

You're the gayest waste of space since the Neverland ranch. [censored].

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-1 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-08-04 11:05

At 23 I was in Palm Springs, CA. and got so drunk I passed out on the sidewalk on the way back to my hotel room. The second time it happened I feel asleep in the parking spot where I thought our ride was supposed to be.

Jones crashed his car into a poll most likely after leaving a bar and preaching to all the women there about how he is God's second coming and everything he does is simply and undeniably perfect in His eyes.

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0 # Patrick 2012-08-04 11:41

Cool story bro.

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0 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-08-06 12:26

Thanks, man. It was fun.

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+1 # Guest 2012-08-03 15:41

Of all the things in the world, why do people care about how "fake" a fighter is?

Is it acceptable to appreciate a fighter who ALSO happens to be a douche in real life? Fuck yeah. I cheered Mike Tyson too, until he lost his ability to fight (bitch move, biting that ear, too).

Listen, I'm not inviting Jon Jones to my sister's bat mitzvah any time soon, and neither should you. Now that that's out of the way, stfu and let's get back to the part where we talk about fighting...

Between all the bitching and whining that happens over what people say and do outside of the Octagon, it truly is a shame that people like Dan Henderson are on TRT. Clearly his fans need it more than he does.

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+5 # Sambro 2012-08-03 16:33

I liked this post until I found out you were a Jewish.

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+3 # Guest 2012-08-03 18:16

Haha I knew someone was gonna say it

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-1 # Guest 2012-08-03 23:18

This dudes got money now, so I hope he gets that grill fixed, oh yeah COCKY.

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+2 # Guest 2012-08-04 02:19

the mauler is coming

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+3 # Guest 2012-08-04 04:39

What a cocky bitch. Must be hard beating up guys half your size. Tool.
Cain will destroy Jones.

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+1 # Guest 2012-08-04 21:18

Fuck Jon Jones!

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