I'm sure we could've decided on a more appropriate subject to debut our new 'Conspiracy Theory Alert' sub-category, but it was only a matter of time before this video made it's rounds on the MMA messageboards of the world to be argued about for years to come. So pretend I'm projected in a hologram out of the stomach of a protocol droid saying: 'help us MiddleEasy readers, you're our only hope'. We present this query to you, the MiddleEasy community:

Is this a video of a drunken Fedor showing his power chord and C major chops while singing or are we just crazy?

The facts:

• It's in Russia.
• It looks like the type of place Fedor would hang out.
• Fedor is known to wear tank tops to the dinner table.
• The scar on the bridge of the nose looks like the one received from the Brett Rogers fight.
• The nose in general makes us think it's Fedor.
• Fedor likes to drink.

The faults:

• The camera is placed at odd angles, making 'Fedor' look, well, not like Fedor.
• 'Fedor's' frame and arms seem smaller.
• 'Fedor' can hit notes we never thought possible.
• Many of the reasons we think it's Fedor could also be mistaken for almost any average Russian singing drunkenly at the dinner table.

What do you guys think? We want nothing more than this to be Fedor.

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+36 # Gary LaPlante 2012-08-02 19:52

I know Fedor's hair line, that is not Fedor's hair line.

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-3 # Jay 2012-08-02 19:54

I feel the same way but Fedor's hair has receded greatly in the last few years...

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+5 # Sambro 2012-08-03 16:43

Obviously not Fedor. Missing ice cream cone in strumming hand.

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+11 # Guest 2012-08-02 19:59

nope.

i'm sure he gets told that he looks like Fedor, though, with it being Russia and all.

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-6 # Guest 2012-08-02 20:00

Looks more like Jeff Monson than Fedor....less the tattoos.

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+3 # Guest 2012-08-02 20:01

Oh and the muscles!!!!

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+18 # Guest 2012-08-02 20:00

Does not have scar from epic headbutt and hair line is way to low.
But thank you from giving me a break from looking at Mature Asian porn.

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+33 # Hooligan 2012-08-02 20:07

Fedor only plays the electric guitar

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0 # kvelertak 2012-08-02 20:08

Nope. Not by a long shot.

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+23 # Guest 2012-08-02 21:19

This isn't a russian video! I've seen my fair share and they always end with a fat old lady banging a skinny little boy.

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+3 # Sambro 2012-08-03 16:44

I love those videos.

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-7 # Guest 2012-08-02 21:23

Oh and that's definitely not Fedor you cock sniffers!

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+9 # Guest 2012-08-02 21:59

100% not Fedor. His arms are way too small for a heavyweight.

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+26 # Guest 2012-08-02 22:04

That is not me. I'm kinda offended, actually.

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-5 # Guest 2012-08-02 22:19

This was a waste of time. Why even post this garbage?

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-9 # Guest 2012-08-02 22:33

I agree, waste of my time, clearly not Fedor.

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+12 # Guest 2012-08-03 03:31

Why even comment?

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0 # Guest 2012-08-03 11:17

You must be one of those "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all" types. Obviously he said it so this kind of crap doesn't show up as news

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-7 # Guest 2012-08-02 22:52

I bet that broad in the beginning of the video sticking her tongue out gives sweet dick sucks. I'm down for somma dat.

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+5 # Guest 2012-08-03 00:33

Yeah it's Fedor dieing of Aids having his last meal baring his soul on the guitar

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+20 # Ultranova5000 2012-08-03 00:35

Can't be Fedor. How do I know this? Simple, Fedor has a singing voice that rivals a choir of angels, also he plays guitar like Yngwie Malmsteen.

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+2 # Ultranova5000 2012-08-03 00:40

In fact Fedor could blitz through this while holding enough alcohol in his system that could kill 30 bears. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS_IYe5JTZ4

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+3 # Guest 2012-08-03 01:31

just cause it's a drunk bald russian don't make it fedor....this dude looks about half the size of fedor...

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+1 # Guest 2012-08-03 02:01

Clearly not Fedor... it doesnt look anything like him & he doesnt have a scar over his eyebrow.

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0 # Guest 2012-08-03 02:19

ROFLMAO THATS NOT FEDOR

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-1 # Guest 2012-08-03 02:24

Actually it's C minor

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+1 # Guest 2012-08-03 02:55

Hard to tell from the angle (as pointed out), but I want to believe this is Fedor.

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+4 # bloodandmetal 2012-08-03 03:18

NYET!!!!!!!!..h ow dare you disrespect the great fedors mma career whit this ridiculous accusation ..he looks more like dana white then danas superior FEDOR..

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0 # Guest 2012-08-03 03:50

I'm confident it is Fedor. The obvious signs are the shape of the ears and nose, but most distinguishable is the pronounced crease above the left earlobe and dimple below the left eye. I could be wrong though.

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+8 # Guest 2012-08-03 04:28

That's racist. All Russian white guys are Fedor now.

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0 # Guest 2012-08-03 11:01

lol

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+3 # TDM 2012-08-03 04:28

Definitely not Fedor.

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-4 # Guest 2012-08-03 05:16

That's not Fedor, he's not losing. C'mon guys, it's a joke :(

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-2 # GrimsGrind 2012-08-03 05:23

fedor would play the guitar, but he would NOT fucking sing, CMON SON.

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+6 # Action_Hank 2012-08-03 05:34

Everyone knows Fedor plays bass. Come on now!

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+4 # Guest 2012-08-03 07:00

thats not fedor, i remember a bas rutten vid were he said he can play the accordian, and loves chess, but he never said anything about guitar.

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0 # Guest 2012-08-03 07:52

It's not fedor hahha

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+1 # jt33 2012-08-03 07:57

haha def not fedor..but it does look like the beginning to one of those weird russian porns

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0 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-08-03 09:02

If Fedor lost 35lbs and aged by 10 years, then yes that's him.

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0 # Guest 2012-08-03 09:11

nope not him 100%

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+6 # Sherko 2012-08-03 09:37

That's amazing. I coincidentally also found a video of Daniel Cormier playing the drums:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ObnClYxjVE[/youtube]

How awesome would it be if they'd form a band called "The Fedors". I'm buying that album no matter what genre.

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-5 # Guest 2012-08-03 10:13

Fedor likes to drink? Thats not a fact, it's actually not even true, Fedor doesn't drink alcohol.

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+2 # Guest 2012-08-03 10:24

This "Impostor" is not wearing the Fedor Cross he wears everywhere!

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0 # Guest 2012-08-03 10:27

http://imgur.com/EM9xJ

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0 # Guest 2012-08-03 12:05

he's not fat, so he's not fedor

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