When I was eighteen, I owned Xpired.net which was essentially a hub where all the little high school phreakers/hackers would download plans to build impossible-to-construct electromagnetic surveillance devices and other machines that would ensure you would never lose your virginity. There was a thing called 'HERF' which a few claimed could be assembled with parts from Radio Shack and housed in the enclosure of a standard backpack. When the device was turned on, you could allegedly aim the antenna at another electric device and disrupt the machine's circuitry. In short, if Homeland Security existed back in those days, I would have finished the remainder of my high school education in Guantanamo Bay. You don't attract chicks by coding HTML on a Friday night when you should be illegally drinking in someone's backyard. Not at all. You score the opposite sex by beasting it on the football field and then taking your helmet off just to headbutt your teammates.

In other edition of 'Blast to the Past' we explore Forrest Griffin's skull, which is clearly composed of some exotic element like adamantium or vibranium. Check out your favorite TUFer destroying on the field at his high school football game.

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+63 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-07-30 18:50

I can't believe he didn't run straight to the lockeroom after the tackle.

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+14 # Guest 2012-07-31 06:10

Or into the commentary booth and take over the announcing responsibilitie s.

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+2 # pride_power 2012-07-31 11:36

this may go in the post of the year comp ha ha

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-11 # Guest 2012-07-30 18:51

another brilliant write-up

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-26 # Guest 2012-07-30 18:58

Fuck Forrest Griffin

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+63 # Sambro 2012-07-30 19:21

Here's another clip from his high school football days:

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+6 # Some Guy 2012-07-31 00:12

Quoting SST:

Here's another clip from his high school football days:

That is an amazing loop, I could watch this for hours.

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+5 # Guest 2012-07-31 02:03

Hahah I love Joe Rogan's expression from the bleachers

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+3 # TDM 2012-07-30 19:22

Forrest Griffin's skull is made of both adamantium and vibranium. Like Captain America's shield.

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-21 # Guest 2012-07-30 20:09

Roid rage what else can we say? This explains why he needs TRT nowdays, what a pussy.

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+2 # LayzieTheCabbage 2012-07-31 01:56

Quoting Fat pikachu:

Roid rage what else can we say? This explains why he needs TRT nowdays, what a pussy.

Griffin needs to retire.

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+1 # pride_power 2012-07-31 11:35

forrest is a lot of things, but a pussy he is not!

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+15 # Guest 2012-07-30 21:56

No wonder he cant handle shots to the head anymore. Dude was concussing himself at 16.

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-1 # Guest 2012-07-31 03:48

Notice how quickly he has to sit after the first shot!

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-3 # Guest 2012-07-31 06:29

i played on a highschool team that went to state and finished 14-1. we had sopohmores that could have made him look like a tea party attendee.

football means exactly jack-fuck, though, so who cares. lol

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-3 # jt33 2012-07-31 09:38

my hometown. i dont dont why i felt the nee to say that but it needed to be said...to bad evans sucked at football then an still does now. maybe the rest of their players should give up football for mma too.

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0 # ispitzhotfire 2012-07-31 17:55

Does everyone in your hometown bash their head into shit all the time? Because you are not making any sense.

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