When it was reported that Kimo Leopaldo died back in 2009, we said that Royce Gracie got his first night of sleep since 1994. TMZ spread the news, every MMA site gave him a little digital memorial (it's the best we could do) and then -- Kimo was not dead. Kimo became un-dead in the course of a few hours. Beat that Jesus.

It turned out the dude was just taking a nap. The next day Kimo held a press conference to present the MMA world with overwhelming evidence that he in fact was still alive and that he still had that gnarly tattoo on his back. Kimo told reporters that he would prosecute whoever spread the rumors. That person was the infamous UGer known as OMA. Kimo never prosecuted and he experienced a sudden resurgence in his career. He even starred in a movie about a guy who comes back from the dead to kill people. We attended the movie premiere in Hollywood and Kimo Leopaldo was a no-show. I'm sure there's a joke somewhere in there about him being late to his own funeral, but I just can't find a way to throw it in there.

Now it looks like Kimo was involved in a physical altercation and it resulted in some dude taking a bite out of his neck. I'll let all of you make the bath salts joke in the comment section, but according to Kimo, the other guy looks much worse. Here's the picture Kimo posted earlier this morning. Warning, it's really graphic.

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+22 # JohnDanahersHair 2012-07-26 10:21

Gnarly

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-22 # Sambro 2012-07-26 11:58

And if any of you som'bitches try to mess with me, I'll do the same to y'all!

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-1 # Guest 2012-07-29 12:27

Fuck you psycho wannabe.

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+5 # Guest 2012-07-26 14:38

Glassed in a bar fight .( looks like SST Ass after his dad and him hit the Meth)

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-8 # Sambro 2012-07-26 14:59

Learn proper sentence structure douchefag!

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+2 # Guest 2012-07-29 12:29

Fuck you. Stop posting. I hope bad things come your way, like loss of internet service.

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+34 # Guest 2012-07-26 10:21

was he asleep and the guy had a feast on his neck?

how the fuck do you do that to a man when fighting him?

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+7 # Guest 2012-07-26 10:22

Holy shit! i dont have any other words to describe this haha.

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+20 # Guest 2012-07-26 10:22

Bath salts

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-7 # Ninja 2012-07-26 12:48

Just weed

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0 # Guest 2012-07-27 03:56

they don't get in man that it's what they said about the face eating zombie in the news. xD

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+13 # Guest 2012-07-26 10:24

What. The. Fuck?

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+8 # Stullo.de 2012-07-26 10:26

from now on middleeasy isnt just in my MMA surfcycle its also in my gore cycle

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+21 # Guest 2012-07-26 10:28

Holy crap! That shit looks like a zombie wound straight out of a movie! If the other dude looks worse than that, I don't want to see it.

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+9 # Patrick 2012-07-26 10:28

Eric Northman was here.

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+13 # Guest 2012-07-26 11:41

wow lots of upvotes for this comment! didn't realize that MMA and ridiculous gay vampire porn had such a crossover audience.

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-9 # Patrick 2012-07-26 11:51

There's no accounting for taste. You like Twilight, we like True Blood.

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+17 # Guest 2012-07-26 12:17

the ol' "at least i'm not as gay as you" gambit fails yet again

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+7 # Guest 2012-07-26 13:01

you're right... if you are still hanging in with true blood, there's definitely no accounting for taste.

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-2 # Patrick 2012-07-26 13:03

It's even worse than you think. I still like WWE too.

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+8 # Guest 2012-07-26 13:06

we seem to be dancing around a topic. any other confessions?

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-5 # Patrick 2012-07-26 13:07

No. It wasn't much of a topic to begin with.

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-6 # Guest 2012-07-26 13:09

agreed.

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+8 # Guest 2012-07-26 10:30

zombie makeup for sure.

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+7 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-07-26 10:30

Kind of doesn't look real

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+70 # boo 2012-07-26 10:32

[youtube]http:/ /www.youtube.co m/watch?v=_GDPZ pRmTg0[/youtube ]

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+1 # Sidecheckkick 2012-07-27 09:36

Thx for making up for all the vampire gayness.

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+10 # Guest 2012-07-26 10:39

so where's the pic of the other guy

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+23 # Guest 2012-07-26 10:41

I just met you an this is crazy but I'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty.

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+6 # Guest 2012-07-26 10:41

it's the zombie apocalypse

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+20 # Guest 2012-07-26 10:53

how can the other guy look much worse? Did kimo rip his guts out and ram them down his eye sockets.

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0 # Moose 2012-07-26 11:44

Yes.

@ 1minute

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC4XwpmJGi0[/youtube]

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+7 # Guest 2012-07-26 10:57

He was not attacked, he was filming a zombie movie.

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+4 # Guest 2012-07-26 10:58

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. How does one survive that?

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+13 # boloblack 2012-07-26 11:02

Shouldn't we be worried that this infection is going to be passed to Kimo?
The normal zombie are never that much trouble.. but you need like 5 bazooka shells to take down Nemesis.

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+6 # Guest 2012-07-26 11:05

Looks like he was attacked by a pack of hungry wolves or some shit. No way a single bite from a dude could do that

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+6 # Guest 2012-07-26 11:06

it almost looks like walking dead makeup. im calling shenanigans.

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0 # Guest 2012-07-26 11:07

the zombie mma apocalypse is coming...

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+4 # Guest 2012-07-26 11:10

NICE SPECIAL EFFECT'S LOOKS LIKE PORK FAT AND VASELINE

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+2 # Guest 2012-07-26 11:11

whoah, what is the dude who bit him half werewolf or something, that's fuckin nasty

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+4 # Guest 2012-07-26 11:29

He is staring in an up coming film. check it out by searching his name plus horror.

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0 # jt33 2012-07-26 11:30

how the hell is he just sitting there taking a picture of it with his phone...i would be passed out if not dead

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+3 # chiggs 2012-07-26 11:59

Quoting jt33:

how the hell is he just sitting there taking a picture of it with his phone...i would be passed out if not dead

Prolly cuz its fake as hell. That an Kimo is a Super Being...prolly due to the Bath salts, but still..

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+1 # Guest 2012-07-26 11:35

been there done that...no biggie

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+6 # Guest 2012-07-26 11:42

why is his neck made of barbecue chicken pizza

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+4 # Guest 2012-07-26 12:02

It doesn't look right at all. I'm calling bullshit too.

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+2 # Twinny 2012-07-26 12:09

looks like bacon and ketchup

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+2 # Guest 2012-07-26 12:18

this is why using twitter for your scoops is a bad idea

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+14 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-07-26 12:35

where is your God now?

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-3 # Guest 2012-07-27 11:06

............... ............... ............... ............... ............... .....shut up.

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+14 # Guest 2012-07-26 12:52

Conjugal visits with Joe Son is not without its risks.

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0 # Guest 2012-07-26 13:34

PUT THAT SHIT ON SOME CRACKERS AND SAY GOT DAMN

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+8 # MMA_Hole 2012-07-26 14:54

Can't believe Middleeasy fell for this!

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+2 # Guest 2012-07-27 00:55

Middleeasy... come on you shouldve done your research on this one. No one bit his neck.

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0 # Guest 2012-07-27 11:08

was that "bite" or "bites"?
No way in hell that was one bite

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-3 # Guest 2012-07-27 19:04

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Kimo became un-dead in the course of a few hours. Beat that Jesus.

Jesus not only rose from the dead and defeated death (Luke 24) but He created time, space and matter. Time, space and matter is what we call a continuum. All three have to come into existence at the same instant because if you had matter and no space "where" would you put it? If you had matter and space and no time "when" would you put it? You have to have all three simultaneously. Also time doesn't mean anything to God. It's not 2012 in heaven. The first thing you'll do if you go to heaven is throw away your wrist watch. There is no time in heaven. So I think Jesus beats Kimo easily. Jesus is not stuck in time, space, and matter like Kimo is. It's like the guy who made your computer is not stuck in your computer running around in there putting up pictures on the screen for you. He's outside of His creation and it's the same with Jesus. Jesus is outside of His creation and He's not limited by time, space and matter. Think about that one for a while. I don't fully understand it all, but actually Jesus is > than anyone. Thank you so much.

"In the beginning (time) God created the heaven (space) and the earth (matter)" Genesis 1:1

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+3 # Guest 2012-07-28 04:40

You forgot the part where Kimo is actually real

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0 # shinbudo 2012-08-22 03:23

vampire slayer :)

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