Elbowing off your opponent's face is just another side-effect from being managed by MC Hammer's 'Alchemist Management' -- your elbows are just too legit to quit beating up someone. Most people out there won't understand that reference because they never grew up in a period of time in which parachute pants were acceptable in society.

After Marquardt's inhuman knockout of Tyron Woodley this past weekend in Strikeforce, representatives from the planet Krypton accused Nate Marquardt of stuffing his gloves with green kryptonite. Upon further investigation, the dude just has rawesome running through his veins. We've thrown that imaginary product around for years now, but there will be a day when you can walk into your local Wal-Mart and pick it up from the energy drink aisle. If Steven Seagal can do it, so can we. Actually, that statement should be: 'If Steven Seagal can do it, there's no way in hell you can do it without accidentally breaking your neck - or have Stevan Seagal intentionally break your neck for thinking you can do what he can do.' That's too long of an idiom to remember, so maybe we'll hold off on introducing 'Rawesomeade' to the beverage market and show you this pic of Tyron Woodley's face. Notice a chunk of it has been removed, compliments of Marquardt's elbow. Big thanks to ku3mm3t for the find.

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+8 # Guest 2012-07-16 07:04

w...t..f

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+8 # Sambro 2012-07-16 10:44

saved a little time shaving.

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+12 # TDM 2012-07-16 07:04

That's gotta be one of the stranger cuts I've seen.

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+14 # synthsis 2012-07-16 07:04

but that sweet 'stache is in tact and that's all that matters.

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+8 # Guest 2012-07-16 07:09

I think that will sting for a while.

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+29 # boo 2012-07-16 07:13

Mama Woodley isn't going to like that at all.

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+13 # Guest 2012-07-16 07:15

That must have been what shamrock was chewing on.

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+18 # Guest 2012-07-16 07:29

Great... Marquardt is on bath salts now???

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-7 # Guest 2012-07-16 07:34

Likes more like a graze cut from a glove rather then an elbow

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+2 # mah0ne 2012-07-16 07:37

than*

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+2 # Guest 2012-07-16 07:40

Wait I just re looked at that shit...thats from an elbow..din't see how bad it was...NIGGUH GOT FUCKED UP SON

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+1 # Guest 2012-07-16 07:42

In that case, it could've been from that deathblow uppercut at the end, no? I cant remember exactly where that landed, but that'd be my initial guess.

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+7 # Guest 2012-07-16 10:18

That's not a cut, the guy is fucking flayed. Looks like he's been in a fight with Roose Bolton.

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+1 # LandOfCanaan 2012-07-16 07:39

I believe it was Marquardt who was on bath salts, not Gracie.

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+8 # Guest 2012-07-16 07:44

"beat them until the white meat shows" - Bernie Mac

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-8 # GrimsGrind 2012-07-16 08:11

Who woulda thunk tMorningWood vs. Markfart would be the most exciting match on the card? I love Da MOn$oON, he's so fucking talented, but Robbie was scurred. And Roger/Jardine was confusing, as I was anticipating Gracie choking him out every 20 seconds but Jardine is a caveman. Luke Cockhold vs. The Army dude was 1 of the most pointless fights ever, neither the loser or winner is going anywhere else. Cockhold is so cocky, I almost wanna see Paul Harris break his karate legs. The Army dude is the same way, I say we put Paul Harris in a steel cage with The Army dude and Cockhold and say no rules, shoot Mr. Harris up to the gills with pure adrenaline and sit back and place bets like the asian people in Bloodsport

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+1 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-07-16 13:37

So first you went from all bold comments to all italicized comments?

Regardless... you always seem to get in the negative realm of the votes. You should work on that.

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0 # GrimsGrind 2012-07-17 08:54

work on what? it's an online comment section tit bucket

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+8 # Guest 2012-07-16 08:24

Look, Tyron was served a permanent reminder to tell his mom to shut the fuck up, or this is gonna happen!

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-6 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-07-16 08:34

Nah bro that just a picture of Chris Brown

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+9 # Guest 2012-07-16 11:16

More like Rihanna post Chris Brown... or Brett Rogers...

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+7 # Guest 2012-07-16 09:17

That shit probably hurt when he showered

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+1 # OneManGOONsquad 2012-07-16 12:01

Marquadt is a badass... he just can't beat Anderson Silva

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+3 # Sambro 2012-07-16 13:52

I think I see teeth.

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+3 # Guest 2012-07-16 14:04

Love it.
Thats what you get for layin and prayin

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+1 # Joe O. 2012-07-16 17:32

OW

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+6 # CountingCromarties 2012-07-16 19:11

Nate gave him the first ever "Dirty Marquardt".

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-2 # GrimsGrind 2012-07-17 08:56

No one can beat Anderson, and they all know it. Some are honest enough to say it on cameras, others put up a bad-ass MMA fighter gimmick. Either way, any top 10 middleweight is top 10 for a reason, they're elite and not stupid. They know how good Anderson is and they just want a shot at the title, you get so much money fame and respect after fighting Anderson it's just a given.

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