Until I was a teenager, I never knew that all cows were female. I figured a bull was another species of animal entirely, like a sister/brother mammal to the bison. New York City doesn’t teach you much about anything to do with farming, so for all you urban dwellers, I suggest taking a field trip to Connecticut from time to time. It’s that state with the blue license plates and mobs of Red Sox fans. They also have a much lower crime rate, and that’s probably because the smell of cows manure nearby is actually soothing the longer you sniff it. I’m really not sure if that’s true, but Rory MacDonald, Mark Hominick and Stefan Struve could tell you if it is.  Check out this video of these guys petting large bulls that want to puncture their faces with horns.

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+11 # synthsis 2012-07-15 09:17

Thankfully Ubereem wasn't around otherwise that horse at 0:45 seconds woulda been lunch.

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+3 # Sambro 2012-07-15 13:37

Holy Shit! Freddie Roach recounts that time he was on bath salts and bit a guys eyeball out of its socket and spit it out!:
http://www.cagepotato.com/freddie-roach-bit-a-dude%E2%80%99s-eyeball-also-offers-his-thoughts-on-gsp-anders-no-seriously-he-bit-out-an-eyeball/

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+5 # Guest 2012-07-15 09:25

This was alledgedly a trip to get the ufcs august batch of bull testosterone. Got to keep the fighters going for another month.

But that could be bullshit.

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+2 # Yoshinegro_Blackiyama 2012-07-15 10:27

Rory Mcdonld is a prime example of why you should never under estimate somebody because of their appereance. He looks like a [censored] hipster in this vid, but really he's a fucking killer.

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-5 # JohnDanahersHair 2012-07-15 10:59

Not even

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+13 # benny 2012-07-15 11:40

He looks like a [censored] hipster because he's wearing a plaid shirt and sunglasses? That's pretty normal dude. I bet you're a tapout-T wearing cuntbag with a potbelly.

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+6 # Yoshinegro_Blackiyama 2012-07-15 13:19

Yeah, with a mohawk and a chin strap.

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+8 # TDM 2012-07-15 12:32

Where's Cowboy Cerrone when you need him?

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-3 # Guest 2012-07-15 13:43

dude macdonald didn't even go in the cage lammoooo. Bj wouldn't be scared to go in there. I'm suprised hominick even did being canadian and all

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0 # cacc 2012-07-15 14:18

Quoting MEOW:

dude macdonald didn't even go in the cage lammoooo. Bj wouldn't be scared to go in there. I'm suprised hominick even did being canadian and all

are you serious? we have tons of farmers up here. have you even heard of the calgary stampede? i highly doubt you're a farmer. you're a fuckin idiot.

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+2 # Myers666 2012-07-15 14:34

"Until I was a teenager, I never knew that all cows were female" Your education system is laughable. At least they taught you how to be a snitch an a coward.Well done Bauzen, another shitty article. [youtube]http:/ /www.youtube.co m/watch?v=XnNC_ QiyoTU[/youtube ]

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+3 # Guest 2012-07-15 15:43

Quoting Myers666:

"Until I was a teenager, I never knew that all cows were female" Your education system is laughable. At least they taught you how to be a snitch an a coward.Well done Bauzen, another shitty article. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnNC_QiyoTU

Dear God BAUZEN you're a moron. Not only that a ZUFFA dick sucker who would bend over for Dana White on sight.

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+1 # Guest 2012-07-15 17:57

lol bauzen i didn't knowe that either. Can someone tell me what bauzen snitched on though

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0 # Guest 2012-07-16 03:16

I grew up on a farm/ranch and used to ride bulls, so yes, cow shit does get soothing once you get used to the smell.

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+1 # Guest 2012-07-16 12:37

This Myers guy is awesome, and he has more videos, oh happy day!

this one is my favorite, I choose to view the gentle air-curbstompin g of the camera as his post-modern commentary on the restrictiveness of Youtube video removal policies

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+1 # Guest 2012-07-16 12:38

durr

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-6Z7BcvY3o&feature=plcp

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