In all honesty, there’s no wrong way to cut open a watermelon and enjoy it in the summertime. You could smash it with a sledgehammer, shoot it with a shotgun, or put some leftover fireworks into it and watch it explode. Once the pieces hit the ground, they’re all delicious and an outstanding source of carbohydrates to keep you from dehydrating in the suburbs. Chances are, if you have a watermelon in your general vicinity and your friends don’t, your life is far better than theirs. Gabriel Gonzaga wants you to enjoy your watermelons even more than you do now, and that’s why he put together this short demonstration on the optimal way to extract its interior with the greatest of ease. Your life will be enriched as soon as you hit the play button.

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+24 # TDM 2012-07-14 09:30

Goddamnit I want watermelon so bad right now...

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+19 # Guest 2012-07-14 09:32

"just cuz i eat chicken and watermelon they think there is something wrong with me... let me tell ya something if you don't like chicken and watermelon something is wrong with you mo fucka!"

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+1 # Patrick 2012-07-14 13:40

From what show is that? I think I haven't watched enough Chappelle.

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0 # Guest 2012-07-16 14:15

lol its from one of his stand ups, called "kill'in them softly" the whole stand is hilarious, deff should check it out

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+19 # Guest 2012-07-14 09:33

watching this video is a clear sign you spend too much time on the internet.

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+8 # Guest 2012-07-14 09:45

haha he gets worse each quarter he cuts.


GONNNNNZAGAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

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+4 # Guest 2012-07-14 10:30

goddamnit i love watching this man eat watermelon

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+2 # Guest 2012-07-14 11:51

I dunno bro, I am still trying to master his bread bag techniques! Gimme time to digest this stuff!!!!1111on e

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+9 # CALI 2012-07-14 12:02

Nick begs to differ...

[[youtube]http: //www.youtube.c om/watch?v=FGrw GGbh9-Q[/youtub e]

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-7 # CALI 2012-07-14 12:04

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-7 # CALI 2012-07-14 12:05

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-7 # CALI 2012-07-14 12:06

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+6 # CALI 2012-07-14 12:07

[youtube]http:/ /www.youtube.co m/watch?v=FGrwG Gbh9-Q[/youtube ]

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+1 # Guest 2012-07-14 13:51

That Nick Diaz fella doesn't know how to spell exploding.

He does know how to smash a watermelon though, can't take that away from him.

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-7 # CALI 2012-07-14 12:08

My comments are like an evolutionary chart of failure.

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+11 # Guest 2012-07-14 13:30

Your comments are like an evolutionary chart of failure.

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-4 # CALI 2012-07-14 14:22

Thanks, i forgot to mention that in my previous post.

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-3 # CALI 2012-07-14 14:23

No, youre right.. i failed....

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+4 # Sacramento Top Team 2012-07-14 13:32

Are there really people in this world who need to be shown how to cut a watermelon or am I just living a sheltered life of privilege and readily-availab le summer fruits?

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-1 # Guest 2012-07-14 13:59

some people need to be shown how to wipe there own Ass

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+15 # Patrick 2012-07-14 14:03

And some people need to be shown how to spell 'their'.

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-1 # Sambro 2012-07-14 16:27

The ones who eat it most need to be shown how.

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+3 # Guest 2012-07-14 14:29

Go rape choke ur Dad im from thailand dont and fight for a living sorry some wwf fags should rape choke THEIR own Dad

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+1 # Patrick 2012-07-14 14:33

See! You're learning already.

And why would I wanna rape choke my dad? That is SO easy to defend.

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+3 # Guest 2012-07-14 14:40

because he brought a total cunt into the world

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+3 # Guest 2012-07-15 10:01

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-eitsutpOc[/youtube]

Petey Greene approves

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0 # Guest 2012-07-17 07:53

he has been taught how to use a kitchen knife. was he a cook at some point before fighting?

i cant be asked to google. too much clicking.

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