I have no use for tablet technology beyond having one in my lap when I'm playing DayZ. Give me a tower PC or implant something into my brain, no in between. I can't wait for the day when we are fed our proteins through a tube and I can post articles on MiddleEasy.com while suspended in some life-sustaining gelatin like in The Matrix with my dog floating next to me. But for now, we will have this quaint little period in our technological history where we salivate over tablets created by precious earth elements that we will probably need to use on something much more innovative in the future. We're already curing the blind, c'mon Google, you need to put some cash into nanotechnology, not tablets!

These ninja's don't care about my feelings on the rapidly approaching singularity though, they want Georges St. Pierre's brand new Nexus 7, and they will resort to violence to get one because they didn't have the foresight to pre-order.

Thanks to Steve McAwesome for the find!

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+30 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-07-11 10:01

He finished all 3 Ninjas so this commercial is bullshit.

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+13 # Guest 2012-07-11 10:43

I feel like they slipped GSP some crack before they filmed this.

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+15 # JohnDanahersHair 2012-07-11 10:47

this commercial is so awesome lmfao

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+11 # Guest 2012-07-11 11:02

reminds me of Van Damme

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+7 # juice lee 2012-07-11 15:55

I smell a bloodsport remake....

or maybe he'll do double impact

but not before we get the breakin reboot where gsp re enacts this scene

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+13 # Guest 2012-07-11 11:21

i see rehab is doing wonders for him. lol.

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+9 # Guest 2012-07-11 11:28

Yeah this is just unbelievable. First he is will to exchange with them, in stand up and then he KOs them? No Jackson gameplaning to fight not to lose?

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+6 # Guest 2012-07-11 11:36

I reckon several memes will be generated from this.

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-4 # Guest 2012-07-11 12:00

YUM.

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+2 # Guest 2012-07-11 14:21

damn GSP's been doing all he can while he's been gone to pick-up some of that anderson silva kinda money

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-2 # Guest 2012-07-11 18:09

Witty joke about GSP's impression of their performance. Hint: he's not impressed.

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0 # Sporadik 2012-07-11 23:35

Whoa I was just reading about this tablet before coming to this site and it does look mighty badass also for $200 arstechnica.com/gadgets/2012/07/divine-intervention-googles-nexus-7-is-a-fantastic-200-tablet/

That video was hilarious. Good to see MMA fighters advertising tech products and not just sporting goods shit, vitamins or ugly t-shirt nonsense all the time. Many of us MMA fans and from what I've seen fighters are nerds or geeks and not dumb ass jocks.

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+2 # KingGhidorah 2012-07-12 07:25

Everybody knows that ninjas have terrible ground game. If Greg Jackson saw this commercial he'd have a heart-attack.

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+1 # Guest 2012-07-12 07:33

Was that a Wilhelm scream I heard when he finishes the Red Ninja?? Why yes it was!

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-1 # Guest 2012-07-12 09:00

GSP is afraid of a highly trained Diaz.

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