Gina Carano used to be the face of woman’s MMA. It’s a bummer that she’s not eying a return to MMA anytime soon, despite insisting that she hasn’t shut that door for good. It’s a metaphorical door, like the one in the back of the armoire that leads to Narnia. Since it’s not real, when she talks about it, those words get lost in the packaging of cheap Turkish delights and Aslan’s sugary breath. That doesn’t mean you should go hug the first lion you see. It’s a friggin' lion, and you’ll probably be eaten. Behind that same metaphorical door is Cyborg Santos, who holds the only win over Gina in her entire professional career. We really miss Gina competing in Strikeforce, especially now that there is so much buzz around Women’s MMA, but we’re also really excited to see her in the next Fast & The Furious movie. Not sure what’s more exciting; waiting for that to hit theaters or watching her talking about it on ABC while wearing shiny pants and high heels. Thanks to ZombieProphet for the rip.

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+14 # CroCopsGluteusMaximus 2012-07-09 20:40

MUSTTTT NOOOOTTTTTT FAAAAAPPPPPPPP! !!!!

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+14 # Patrick 2012-07-09 21:58

Too bad she's turning into the Jessica Simpson of MMA.

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+8 # Guest 2012-07-09 22:19

I watched it for 45 seconds and realised i didn`t give a shit. I clicked it because you told me to, middleeasy will not make me comform.

Fuck michael jackson.

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0 # Guest 2012-07-10 03:52

why she dresses like a rapper when she works out?

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-1 # Guest 2012-07-10 04:55

uhhhh...what rappers do you know are into vnecks? or wearing bandana's fully open? your talkin out your ass.

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+7 # juice lee 2012-07-10 12:17

Quoting maxx:

uhhhh...what rappers do you know are into vnecks? or wearing bandana's fully open? your talkin out your ass.

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+1 # Guest 2012-07-10 06:19

YAWN

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+2 # Guest 2012-07-10 07:06

Why did the frequency of the Sunday Morning Rumor Mill basically stop??????????? ? :( :(

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-1 # juice lee 2012-07-10 12:10

because people got either really shitty about the number of rumors or the rumors themselves...

and if it wasn't that then people would take the RUMOR as a fact and sometimes they would report it as such putting ME in hot water...

so when we get it is when we get it... it's like winning that free value meal from mcdonalds when they do the monopoly promotion. it doesn't happen often enough but when it does it should be cherished

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-3 # Guest 2012-07-10 08:49

SHE has one giant head ......

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