Seems odd to be bringing you fresh content on one of the biggest American holidays, but since Chael is American and we are, too, we’re going to show you a 6 minute compilation video of all his one-liners from yesterday’s press conference.  Embrace that this gangster from Oregon represents all of you patriotic fans who chant “USA, USA,” at every MMA event, regardless of who’s competing.  Rejoice that he stands for everything you stand for: pushing for fair use of TRT in combat sports, hilarious interviews, unparalleled wit, and everything else you can think of that encompasses the bigger-than-life vocabulary of Mr. Chael P. Sonnen.  Once you’re done watching the video, shut down your computer, throw some burgers on your grill, shoot some fireworks, and continue chanting “USA” until you lose your voice because today is the most appropriate day to do that.

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+15 # Guest 2012-07-04 13:45

Honestly if Chael doesn't practice his comments, and these "words"
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+11 # Guest 2012-07-04 14:20

You can tell that he does practice them, if you watched the entire conference you can watch the other times he does not appear to be that 'witty'.

The "battle of words" at the conference was actually won by Silva. Come Saturday night we shall see who can win the physical battle which is what really counts.

I actually really like Chael, I think he is hilarious but I see Anderson winning this fight... that's just my take on it.

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-2 # Sambro 2012-07-05 16:19

I'm calling it now: Anderson's gonna get popped for steroids.

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+22 # Guest 2012-07-04 16:16

trombone size stones? I thought you went to the doctor for the exact opposite...

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+8 # Guest 2012-07-04 18:31

Yeah, from what I hear his "stones" were so small and underdeveloped that he almost died.

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Quoting jelly guy:

trombone size stones? I thought you went to the doctor for the exact opposite...

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+1 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-07-05 10:52

Muhammad Ali 2.0 with his lyrical genius.

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+1 # Guest 2012-07-05 11:51

They are, NOW!

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0 # fellah 2012-07-05 01:56

Sonnen should do Stand-Up Comedy !

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+4 # snootch72 2012-07-05 03:48

The most confusing thing about a sonnen interview is also part of its charm. He mixes truth and honesty with hype and wise cracks. He says how he hates Silva and then says how good he is.

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-11 # Guest 2012-07-05 03:54

anderson is his hero. he hates himself for never being as good as the bouncy black guy from the favela.

he contradicts himself with claims of hating bullies... yet has fashioned himself into the biggest bully in the whole sport?

chael sonnen IS a joke. and not a funny one at that.

if america wasn't such a backward country he wouldn't have 90% of his fanbase.

all of his speeches are rip offs of equally gay 'classic wrestling' speeches and cringe hollywood film inspired heroism.

85% of his fan base think mma is staged like the show that inspired it, wwe.

he needs to go back to being a wrestling coach and teaching kids how to feel each other up, coz that, as well as being amazing at burying his head in other guys crotches, is all he's good for!

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