Nothing says 'Happy Birthday America' like a horrible quality cellphone video of some (self proclaimed) rednecks getting drunk in their backyard and fighting with fireworks. This is really a pointless garbage video but it wouldn't be a proper Fourth of July around here without a video that has nothing at all to do with MMA at all but we will post it and find a way to make it seem like it does. Besides, who doesn't love to watch some idiot potentially get blasted in the scrotum with a roman candle blast? So have a happy Independence Day today my fellow USAers. Break out your plastic lawn chairs, fill your coolers with Milwaukee's Best, light up the grill and hide the nasty yellow tinted store bought potato salad your Aunt Betty always tries to play off as her own recipe in the back of the refrigerator today. Its the day we all let our inner redneck flag fly by getting drunk, singing Lynard Skynard songs we didnt even realize we knew the lyrics to and setting off the illegal fireworks we bought at one of those state line highway firework stores. Just be try to be safe and listen to the good advice I got from a smart European man this morning, "Just don't blow one of your hands off." Yeah because it would really suck trying to tie a shoe with one hand, but if you must blow a hand off in a fireworks fight today-make sure someone gets it on video and send it to us. We really like that sort of self sacrificing entertainment.

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+3 # Stullo.de 2012-07-04 07:10

I was waiting 1 minute and 28 seconds for some limbs to get blown off and all I get is a dumb cunt yelling CHARLIE IS THE WINNER!!!!1111337

fuck my life

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+2 # Hi. 2012-07-04 14:57

www.bestgore.com/bloody-injuries/audible-gore-darwin-awards-nominee-blow-hand-off-home-made-firework/
Here ya go.

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0 # Guest 2012-07-04 18:22

That, is fucked up

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+1 # Guest 2012-07-04 07:11

It's moments like these that make me a proud neighbour.

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-2 # Guest 2012-07-04 07:58

Stick to the wheat thins commercials.

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+3 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-07-04 08:04

On this 4th of July I will back a Great American Hero Chael P Sonnen. I place the gauntlet down, SN bet that Sonnen wins. The true middleweight champions 3rd defense of his title. Twitter av as well. Come at me bros

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+5 # Paul Harris 2012-07-04 09:31

Let's throw down bro. SN Bet on Silva going home with the strap.

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+3 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-07-04 10:11

e hand shake bro

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0 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-07-05 07:52

The SN should be kept for 2 months I say...agree?

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+1 # HipsDontLie 2012-07-04 08:10

Bob Sapp in new Nike commercial plays Donkey Kong. Kinda racist. He didn't tap! That's how I celebrate America.

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0 # jt33 2012-07-04 08:15

i was going to shoot some fireworks off to celebrate my freedom...but then i realized i might hit a drone and get labeled a terrorist. 'murrica, fuck yeah.

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+4 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-07-04 10:00

Just remember if your asshole neighbor is still lighting fireworks off tonight around 1am, nobody will hear a couple of gun shots.

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