The title of this article was created to lure sexually deprived men into reading a story about MMA. Honesty is the best policy.The truth is, if Jordan Gaza wasn't a 19-year-old former cheerleader, we wouldn't be talking about her professional MMA debut. Her opponent, Paige Vanzant, is also making her professional debut June 30th at Ultimate Warrior Fighting's Tournament of Warriors Round 3 in Corpus Christi, TX -- and we didn't theme an entire article about her. At the heart of it, people are just wildly intrigued by cheerleaders. Their sole existence is to promote the self-esteem of an entire team. That's pretty noble of them. Who else dedicates their life building the moral of a group of people besides Tony Robbins and Mother Teresa? Also, we're not entirely sure if Jordan Gaza is one of those special indestructible cheerleaders that NBC's 'Heroes' insisted exists in the southwest of America.

Jordan Gaza is out there, and judging by this picture, someone in her camp loves Wu-Tang Clan. If that picture didn't exist, you would have never seen it. That's deeper than what you think it is. Trust me.

US Combat Sports caught up with Jordan Gaza this week to see what's running through her mind just days before her professional MMA debut. Here's what she said:

"This is the first fight I'm getting a little nervous for. It's not that I'm nervous for my opponent, no disrespect to her, but I'm nervous for the fight and being in front of my friends and family in the crowd,"

Oh, did I mention that she's a cheerleader -- because that's pretty important. Jordan also picked Anderson Silva over Chael Sonnen for UFC 148. See, now you share something in common with a 19-year-old cheerleader. You're basically her distant cousin. If you live in the Corpus Christi area and are interested in seeing people legally punch each other in the face, then check out UWF's website for ticket information. Just kidding about the ticket information, it's nowhere to be found on the site. That webmaster needs to go back to school.

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+3 # Guest 2012-06-29 17:30

I used to like Jordan Gaza until I learned of this "Silva over Sonnen" delirium. She's now dead to me until July 8th, when her ridiculous statements are thrown under the bus by our (finally and officially) new Middleweight Champion, Unka Cha Cha.

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+6 # Guest 2012-06-29 17:44

Quoting GavTheResident:

I used to like Jordan Gaza until I learned of this "Silva over Sonnen" delirium. She's now dead to me until July 8th, when her ridiculous statements are thrown under the bus by our (finally and officially) new Middleweight Champion, Unka Cha Cha.

Whats new about Anderson winnging thou?

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-5 # Guest 2012-06-29 18:14

I refuse to coherently communicate with Anderson Silva fans until post-fight, when the Silva/Sonnen divide can be put to bed for good.

So, in short, PINEAPPLES.

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-3 # Guest 2012-06-30 10:54

Hold my sausages...

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+28 # KingGhidorah 2012-06-29 18:20

19 year old cheerleader, huh?

If MMA doesn't work out there are so many other ways of making money that don't involve an actual college degree.. I'll keep my eyes open for her.

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-31 # Guest 2012-06-30 00:05

kill yourself

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-3 # Sambro 2012-06-29 18:55

She already looks like someone broke her nose.

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-1 # HajiMMA_no_Ippo 2012-06-30 21:40

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i84YeOyMKY[/youtube]

The broken nose only proves she's legit and willing to sacrifice, but yeah lol

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-7 # juice lee 2012-06-30 01:06

although zeus already made his heroes reference I'm not gonna let mine go to waste....

I wonder if her coach was visited by a time traveling asian man who convinced him this girl needs to fight. if he received a painting from the future that shows this girl with her hand raised with the caption:

"train the cheerleader, save the world"

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+20 # Guest 2012-06-30 02:10

Who cares? Write a story on her when she has a few wins under her belt, not because she is fuckable.
Im fuckable, a former male cheerleader (my mom says so), and I have a 0-0 pro record, how about you write a story on me.

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+1 # Guest 2012-06-30 02:46

Pure simple awesomeness. Hey Zeus, stop writing about 19 year old cheerleaders & Bob Sapp... Holy fuck! Brilliant idea: Sapp vs Cheerleader

Now, back to my original train of thought. Hey Zeus, stop writing about 19 year old cheerleaders & Bob Sapp because they're basically one in the same, pointless.

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+8 # Guest 2012-06-30 02:47

Does it say pussy on her shirt?

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+7 # Tom Hanks 2012-06-30 03:48

Yes.

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-6 # Guest 2012-06-30 10:17

It doesn't say "pussy," but I'm sure it tastes like it.

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-1 # Guest 2012-06-30 10:56

Quoting BigNamek:

It doesn't say "pussy," but I'm sure it tastes like it.

You sure smell like it...

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-6 # Guest 2012-06-30 05:31

She has lots of spots in the ''judging by this picture'' pic. She's definitely on PEDs, probably TRT. This sport is dying if even 19 year old teen girls need TRT.

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+6 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-06-30 10:04

Either you're trying to be funny/trying to troll... or you're not too bright.

I'm pretty sure 19 year old girls are still more worried about fighting acne rather than fighting other girls.

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+2 # Guest 2012-07-01 02:45

I'm not too bright sir. I honestly thought she was taking testosterone replacement therapy. Honestly. Boy, there is egg on my face. Feel so silly now.

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+5 # CountingCromarties 2012-06-30 10:53

She has a superfan already.

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+3 # Guest 2012-06-30 10:59

i wood!

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0 # Guest 2012-06-30 19:24

I'd...put a security fence around it.

- Ariel Helwani Sharon

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