When Chael Sonnen signs books, paragraphs run just to see him. The motion of the ink in his pen makes coastal tides rise. Chael Sonnen never really finishes his signature, the ink just knows when it's not needed. If you think any of those one-liners are funny, then you need to get a far more realistic grasp of comedy. Those things were horrible. I came up with them while watching that new 'Planet Hulk' cartoon movie. I thought it would be related to Afrika Bambaataa's legendary 'Planet Rock' video, but unfortunately it's not. The Hulk somehow becomes a gladiator on a planet and just liquifies his competition through absolutely brutal beatings. That's essentially the entire film -- the Hulk just destroying things. It's undoubtedly better than the Hulk creating things. Good luck waiting for that dude to make the cover of a 'Better Homes and Gardens' magazine. If you never want to encounter the Hulk, just spend the rest of your life in an arts and crafts store.

I'm not sure how you guys are going to get your minds off Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes splitting up, but we think this video of Chael Sonnen signing his new book at the Las Vegas Fight Shop may help.

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+17 # synthsis 2012-06-29 12:12

I truly feel bad for fighters who have to fake "staredown" or hold up fists with overweight and out of shape MMA fans all day long.

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+5 # TDM 2012-06-29 12:15

But the money they get from doing stuff like that is too damn good.

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+7 # Guest 2012-06-29 17:33

Well I don't feel bad for the fighters at all, the people that show up are their fans, fans who are really excited to meet them face to face.

But... wouldn't it make more sense if the fighters had like a podium and the fans could all ask them questions and just chat and have a good time for a few hours? Pass a microphone around etc. I mean, instead of exchanging 5 words, getting a photo, and some scribbles in a book...

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+10 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-06-29 12:16

Faux-hawks like it's fucking cool.

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+2 # Guest 2012-06-29 12:17

i saw this like a week ago

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+9 # Guest 2012-06-29 12:25

ddue layzie should have slapped the shit out of the women as soon as she said "ugh i hate chael"

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-5 # Guest 2012-06-29 13:32

If she was ugly i would say slap, but no slap, shes smokin.

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+3 # jdawg 2012-06-29 15:25

then slap her ass, jeez

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+17 # Guest 2012-06-29 13:24

2:01 Chael's so nice he first drys the ink by blowing before closing the book! I mean, those are not manners of a rude guy, those are manners from a real gentleman and respectful guy, how can anybody hate him? He bashes a whole country, but he does it in humor, awful would be if he insulted a whole country in a boring way, he makes it up at least. Hey, if you're gonna hate me, do it with class, and he does, what else can you ask for?

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+6 # Guest 2012-06-29 14:21

Perfection.

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+2 # jdawg 2012-06-29 15:08

Entertaining MMA news and the opening paragraphs of Zeus are the two reasons why I visit this site.

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0 # Guest 2012-06-29 20:05

chael's got a nice flow coming on, im liking the guy more every time i see him

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-1 # Atomic Bologna 2012-06-30 02:24

I've seen the book...I own it.

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-1 # Twinny 2012-06-30 14:45

reading comprehension fail

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+7 # Guest 2012-06-30 04:43

shael my hib isnt broken this ti.

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+4 # Guest 2012-06-30 09:06

0:55-1:30 What I imagine all of you look lie in real life

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0 # Guest 2012-07-01 18:35

@ 2:35, Tiki trying to get autographs and pictures?

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