A great substitute for a motorcycle is your shoes. They can take you places bikes can't even begin imagine to travel to -- like navigating a flight of stairs. Your shoes can traverse your bedroom, bathroom and back to your bedroom without noxious fumes being released in the air. Try it out sometime, you'll be saving the environment. Of course, the alternate would be to equip yourself in a leather vest and ride a Victory Bike into the Northern California sunset. At least that's what the former UFC heavyweight champion, Cain Velasquez, did when LayzieTheSavage shoved a camera in his face last week.

Speaking of leather vests, I wonder how many points of armor that adds to Cain Velasquez. It's not like equipping a suit of chain mail armor, but I guess it protects the body against the elements -- and any encounters with monsters he may find in a dungeon.

Check out this video of Cain Velasquez opening up about his love for Victory bikes. Don't worry Dana White, he talks about Harley Davidson too. Take it easy, Dana.

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+14 # Guest 2012-06-28 13:23

I hope for his sake he doesn't Frank Mir himself on a bike.

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+6 # 23Xtreme 2012-06-28 15:14

Or worse, Paul Williams... And even more worse than that Diego Corrales....(rip)

Even Brock almost killed himself in a motorcycle accident (yes, i read his book :P)

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+6 # tetsuhana 2012-06-28 15:27

Or Will Ribeiro

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+10 # MinowaGOAT 2012-06-28 13:40

I'd rather see him put on a red speedo and talk about his love for minowaman

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+17 # Guest 2012-06-28 14:09

"nah, I don't go too crazy..."

goes wide while turning into traffic, runs red light...

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+5 # Guest 2012-06-28 15:34

Dude, lots of time to ride that bike, you will be retired before 40 probably.

Just focus on getting that belt.

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+3 # Guest 2012-06-28 15:46

Man I just don't want to ride a bike it not about riding safely but looking out for dumb-asses on the road. Also what if the bike malfunctions, that how one of my co workers died.

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+8 # The Cunt 2012-06-28 20:44

It would be cool if Cain did a cameo on "Sons of Anarchy" as a member of the Mayans.

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0 # Guest 2012-06-29 05:05

Nice rolling stop.

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