Not only is Chael P. Sonnen the toughest man in the documented history of West Linn, Oregon, but he’s also one of the most well-spoken.  His words transcend clarity & reason, and he’s easily one of the most valuable marketing spokesmen in the country.  I didn’t mean that sarcastically… The dude could microwave a vegetarian Lean Pocket , serve it on the menu of his pizza restaurant as a weekly special at $7.95 with fries and a fountain drink, convince you it’s delicious, and you’d think you’re the one getting the better end of the deal.  Your taste buds only capable of making their own decisions if Chael Sonnen tells you it’s cool.   In the same way, he has a unique opinion on fitness equipment, namely the latest creation from the folks at Nexersys; therefore, you have the same opinion on this machine regardless of what your brain wants you to think.  Ignore your brain, just let Chael do the thinking for you.  The world would be better off that way.

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+3 # Guest 2012-06-28 08:00

Anything that will help my striking become as crisp and coordinated as Chael's is intriguing.

Seriously though, I rag on Chael all the time, but he has great mic work. He should seriously consider the WWE after Silva retires him. Then we could possibly get a Sonnen v Lesnar PPV @ Summer slam or something. Lesnar is still in WWE, right?

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+7 # Guest 2012-06-28 09:43

Quoting Dio:

Anything that will help my striking become as crisp and coordinated as Chael's is intriguing.

Seriously though, I rag on Chael all the time, but he has great mic work. He should seriously consider the WWE after Silva retires him. Then we could possibly get a Sonnen v Lesnar PPV @ Summer slam or something. Lesnar is still in WWE, right?

No! Enough of this categorising the ufc/mma with wwe, fuck off!

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-12 # Guest 2012-06-28 10:40

But thankfully this isint the Ultimate Steroid Championships

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-3 # Guest 2012-06-28 20:06

What the fuck are you talking about? You don't even know what categorizing means. Doesn't even make sense in the context you used it in. Anyone who +'d your comment is illiterate . . . Chump

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+3 # Guest 2012-06-28 09:12

Such a comedian

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-11 # Guest 2012-06-28 11:32

Does it come with a years supply of trt to get you through the workouts?

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-2 # juice lee 2012-06-28 15:51

one day I hope someone gets the bright idea to let chael do his own version of the opening monologue from big trouble in little china
if he did a variation of this quote I'd be happy

"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

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