Imagine putting yourself into the position to have one of the best MMA fighters, if not the best MMA fighter to have ever lived go on a rant about how he was going to mutilate your face bath salts style. In fact, that's all Anderson had to really say to get his point across on the UFC 148 conference call: 'I'm going bath salts on Chael at UFC 148' and everyone would've been like 'Oh ****' and UFC 148 would get 9 million PPV buys. I'm not saying Ando is going to eat Chael's face though, don't mistake what I'm saying for that, but Chael has angered Anderson the likes of which we haven't seen since he wore a jabberwocky mask. Is the Jabberwocky mask the barometer to gauge Anderson's rage? Will he wear that mask at the UFC 148 weigh-ins?

Anderson Silva went off on Chael today on the UFC 148 conference call, and now the only pertinent question is: my god, what's going to happen to Chael in less than two weeks?

"Chael is a criminal, he is a criminal. He has been convicted of crimes and he doesn't deserve to be inside the Octagon. When the time is right, I am going to break his face and every one of his teeth in his mouth. Playtime is over, the jokes are over. I am going to beat his ass out of the UFC. He is never going to want to fight again after I am done with him. It doesn't matter if I am on bottom, side or top. Chael is going to get his ass kicked like never before. What I do inside the Octagon is going to change the image of the sport. I am going to make sure his legs are broke and arms are broke he will not be able to walk out by himself. I know he is listening; no more shit talking, it is on now. I'm going to make him pay and make him eat everything he said about myself and my country. I'm going to make sure he does not disrespect any other fighter. I'm going to beat him like his parents should have beat him to have manners. He can say whatever he wants, but I am not playing anymore. It will be the same like the first fight. He walked out the loser and this time he is going to walk out the loser. The only difference is that this time he is going to have to visit a plastic surgeon after the fight."

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+51 # Guest 2012-06-25 15:20

shit just got real

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+81 # Garrbanzzo 2012-06-25 16:20

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-6 # Guest 2012-06-25 20:08

Chales death will be televised. Andersons skill revolutionize.

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+5 # Guest 2012-06-25 23:57

Oh lord, if that dude ever ran up me like that I'd laugh my ass off.

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+25 # Guest 2012-06-26 03:01

I'd laugh as well ... then I'd realize SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

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-6 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-06-26 12:28

SHIT JUST GOT CHAEL.

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+6 # Guest 2012-06-26 04:06

hahaha this is the funniest gif ever

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+26 # Guest 2012-06-25 15:23

Anderson Silva showed his Heisenberg side at 1:20.

from Breaking Bad:

"No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in: I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM THE DANGER. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No. I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS.”

- Walter White in Breaking Bad

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMEq1mGpP5A&t=1m20s[/youtube]

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+30 # Sambro 2012-06-25 15:53

Som'bitches need to learn how to embed videos!

REMOVE EVERYTHING AFTER AND INCLUDING THE AMPERSAND!:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMEq1mGpP5A[/youtube]

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+3 # Guest 2012-06-26 05:03

I reckon Walter White could fuck up Anderson and Chael at the same time, then go and casually eat a Los Pollos Hermanos meal like it was nothing.

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+20 # Guest 2012-06-25 15:24

Do you think Anderson Silva is annoyed?

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+21 # Will-Kill 2012-06-25 15:25

Wouldn't it just be sadistic to see The Spider standing over Sonnen's unconscious body with some evil grin on his face...

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-10 # Guest 2012-06-25 15:31

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCK3EyFzp6s

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-8 # Guest 2012-06-25 15:34

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4070357_700b.jpg

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+30 # chiggs 2012-06-25 15:35

Ruh roh!! Not a good situation is to be had for Chael. Insane to think that Ando has been pushed to the brink to talking shit, scary and Im not even that big of an Ando fan but the Only thing perhaps scarier would be if it was Fedor talking that way about an opponent. Poor poor Chael.

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-13 # Guest 2012-06-25 15:38

Problem, Silva?

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+2 # Guest 2012-06-25 15:40

I wonder what Sonnen has to say about this...

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-2 # Guest 2012-06-26 04:29

MEDIUM RARE!!

True Story bro

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+11 # WeeMadAndo 2012-06-25 15:53

/Mic drop.

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-15 # Sambro 2012-06-25 15:54

LOL! SILVA IS GONNA CRY LIKE A BITCH WHEN HE LOSES THE BELT.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iufihed-r4[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LLkTGsEwBQ[/youtube]

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+31 # ispitzhotfire 2012-06-25 17:06

Anderson's only weakness is Asians. Clearly Chael is not Asian.

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+5 # Guest 2012-06-25 18:33

His girlfriend is...ooohhh shit!

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+1 # Guest 2012-06-26 12:35

I guess Yushin isn't Asian then. Or did he actually win the fight by bashing his face into Anderon's fist

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+2 # ispitzhotfire 2012-06-27 06:39

Even Superman can still win when Kryptonite is involved.

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-9 # Guest 2012-06-26 03:45

That is a man acting like he is upset. Both those fights, in particular the Chonan one, were in my eyes clearly fixed. His facial expressions are not authentic.

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+22 # Cheebo 2012-06-25 16:14

The true martial artist will destroy the cheater who had a higher test ratio than the fucking Reem. Bitch about to get slapped.

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+12 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-06-25 16:24

Fuck.yes. So Pumped for this fight.

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+8 # IceColdShadow 2012-06-25 16:36

I don't like Silva but DAAAMN!I'm with him!!

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+25 # HeadKckGdnight 2012-06-25 16:37

Some people think he's just hyping the fight Anderson has never hyped a fight in his life he always laughs off comments & says we'll see what happens in the Octagon.. there's certain lines you dont cross hyping a fight or not & Chael has crossed a shit ton of them over & over again (especially talking about his wife) i dont even like Chael & im scared for him i dont care who you are when Anderson fckin Silva is beyond pissed off at you its serious shit....

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+29 # jdawg 2012-06-25 16:37

Buckethead was shredding when the jaberwockys were still a nutstain in their mommas drawers.



so please don't give them credit or assign universal meaning to the mask under their post-madonna mainstream success k thnx!

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+3 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-06-25 19:07

Buckethead P4P best guitarist.

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0 # thefaceless 2012-06-26 17:37

after Guthrie Govan!

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+7 # Guest 2012-06-25 16:45

I think he mad.

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+6 # kvelertak 2012-06-25 17:00

I'm so sick of Fail Sonnen and all his fail fans.

WAR SPIDER

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-11 # Guest 2012-06-25 17:12

Breaking insider news....

Eddie Alverez is coaching the next season of TUF. Opponent info coming tomorrow.

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+21 # HeadKckGdnight 2012-06-25 17:37

here's the best part of the full translation without Soares filter word for word

"Look... From the top, down, side-ways, every direction he will get hit. He will get hit so much. This time there's no small talk. This time he will swallow every teeth from his mouth. I will break every teeth in his mouth. I will rip teeth by teeth from his mouth. After I beat his ass, a lot of people will get frightened and concerned to what will happen with the sport. I'm dedicated and prepared and most importantly, destined to do something that someone has never been done in the UFC. Which is break Chael Sonnen entirely. He will come out with his face all broken. Arms broken, legs broken. I will break him entirely. Tell him that. He's listening. He will get beat up so much. He will leave in a stretcher from there."

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-4 # Guest 2012-06-25 17:39

looks like someone got his jimmies rustled..

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+19 # MMAsRonJeremy 2012-06-25 18:13

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+4 # Guest 2012-06-25 23:20

This is one of the funniest comments tat I've seen on this site eva! I don't know why people thumbed it down. I still can't believe how many seemingly normal human beings are getting trolled by Chael.

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-7 # StGutFree 2012-06-25 18:28

That sort of anger is not useful, Hopefully Andy calms down because if he doesn't hes fucked.

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+4 # Guest 2012-06-25 18:35

If he said it in engrish hes probably really mad.

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-24 # Guest 2012-06-25 19:25

chael will die for his cause. anderson will not. If you gotta problem with chael then you gotta problem with america

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+9 # HeadKckGdnight 2012-06-25 19:57

Quoting MEOW:

chael will die for his cause. anderson will not. If you gotta problem with chael then you gotta problem with america

If he's willing to die for it why did he so eagerly tap last fight????

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-10 # Guest 2012-06-25 23:23

He felt bad for Silva and wanted to give him that round by tapping. I don't thing he would have done it if he knew that he was going to lose the whole fight. It was basically a pity tap.

and Chael is America! He is the many who is going against superior athletic ability with sheer willpower ,blood and guts.

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+5 # chiggs 2012-06-26 10:03

Quoting io31:

He felt bad for Silva and wanted to give him that round by tapping. I don't thing he would have done it if he knew that he was going to lose the whole fight. It was basically a pity tap.

and Chael is America! He is the many who is going against superior athletic ability with sheer willpower ,blood and guts.

And Roids. Dont forget the roids....

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+3 # CanadianHour4 2012-06-26 18:36

lol yeah i agree. lie, cheat, and steal your way to the top. sounds american to me

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0 # Joe O. 2012-06-26 07:34

Quoting MEOW:

chael will die for his cause. anderson will not. If you gotta problem with chael then you gotta problem with america

What cause? What are you talking about?

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+1 # chiggs 2012-06-26 10:03

Quoting MEOW:

chael will die for his cause. anderson will not. If you gotta problem with chael then you gotta problem with america

You got the Chael will die for his cause part right...too bad his part was talking shit and trying to take things too far. Now, Ando is gonna shut him up an show him some class..

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-9 # Guest 2012-06-25 19:31

Hey Andy? You mad, bro'?

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+9 # tetsuhana 2012-06-25 19:56

Wasn't he pretty mad at Maia too? Remember how that went?

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+8 # Guest 2012-06-25 22:01

im so pumped for this fight...
im one of the people who liked the fight with maia. not because of the disrespect, but silva crushed his soul like shang tsung... it was intense and maia got out pretty fucked up..

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+2 # Guest 2012-06-26 04:49

To be fair, Maia was bringing the fight to Silva by the final round of that fight.

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+12 # TeamBlackHouse 2012-06-26 00:08

Quoting tetsuhana:

Wasn't he pretty mad at Maia too? Remember how that went?

Yeah he was mad at Vitor as well and we all saw how that went as well..

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-6 # Guest 2012-06-25 20:02

I've been pretty pissed off before too, but it did nothing for my takedown defense. Don't buy the hype, these two will show each other respect after the fight no matter the outcome. "oh jizzsocks batman, Anderson said poo poo words in an interview."
Fucker is doing burger king commercials, he is getting older too, don't put it past him to self-market, and secure his families financial future.
Champion or not, most fighters don't get a fight with this finacial potential.
Think of the money to made in Brazil alone, where he is a hero now.
This bout of shit talk is badass, but don't buy into the hype and think he is now magically gonna get cyborg powers, or the ref will allow the pain he is promising.
These men are both professionals and if nothing else respect the other for the opportunities their names together bring.

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+1 # CanadianHour4 2012-06-26 18:39

you are wrong. andy is set for life

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0 # Guest 2012-06-26 20:56

Quoting CanadianHour4:

you are wrong. andy is set for life

People also said the same about Tyson.
I could live the rest of my life comfortably with 1,000,000 dollars. Dumbass sports stars have a knack for blowing it all.

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+8 # Patrick 2012-06-25 22:16

I don't know. Anderson sounds like Ken Shamrock trying to intimidate Tito Ortiz.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMF0wiNzbtA[/youtube]

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+3 # OneManGOONsquad 2012-06-25 23:02

ahhh shit.

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+1 # Whos OmarPaulHarris 2012-06-26 00:21

I'm giddy about this fight. Silva via utter destruction.

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+5 # Guest 2012-06-26 03:11

I know Chael is a BAD MOTHERFUCKER but if a man like Anderson Silva is threatening to knock all your TEEF out that's gonna strike some fear into your heart...and TEEF!! Nigga better have a dentist on speed dial

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+2 # Guest 2012-06-26 04:02

can't wait to see silva murder sonnen.

he gives the sport, not to mention america, a terrible name. in all seriousness, sonnen's fanbase is a just a decomposing heap consisting of the scum of the world.

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-3 # Guest 2012-06-26 04:35

Imagine if Sonnen gets a GnP TKO this time though?! Could be the retirement party for Silva he always promised after this little tirade.

Don't know about anyone else but I've been waiting over 6 years for Andy to get this pissed, I'm all for the respectful martial artist but it's a fight FFS!

I CAN NOT wait for this now :))) True Fuckin Story

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+10 # Guest 2012-06-26 06:05

but chael has such nice teeth :/

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+2 # CanadianHour4 2012-06-26 18:40

caked with shit..

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-5 # Guest 2012-06-26 08:57

Here's the deal:

Chael sold the crap out of the last fight. He needs to prove his worth as a promoter not just a fighter, because if he gets beat, he's worth a little less. Therefore, he's keeping the promotion low this time. If sales go down, he has proven his worth.

He has forced Andy to up the shit talk, because Andy gets a cut of PPV.

Of course, Andy WILL get beaten this time.

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-1 # Guest 2012-06-26 10:49

Personally I enjoyed reading all the previous comments and having my claim that 90% of UFC fans are phonetic retards! Andy just sold the fight, when has he talked shit like this before? He gets a huge cut of the PPV and like 1 mentioned previously, he needs to start setting retirement securities in place. I know a lot of you think UFC fighters get paid a lot of money, and in some instances they do, but when you have the cost of training that these men have, the payouts aren't that big unless your taking home a PPV cut.

So the moral of my story is; Chael's going to kick Silvas ass all around the cage yet again!

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-1 # RiznoBizno 2012-06-26 12:58

I still can't belive everyone takes Chael's comments so seriously. his banter is obviously a sarcastic tirade of awesomeness that people are too ignorant to get. Chael wins by submission

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+1 # Dr. Frasier Crane-kick 2012-06-26 14:06

interesting to hear what ed sores has to say.

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-1 # Guest 2012-06-27 01:00

I got Sonnen winning by a german suplex KO

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