The last time I published an article about a UFC fighter appearing in a commercial, it was for the 'Battle of the Bayou' card which featured Jon Jones and Dana White enjoying a cold Budweiser. In retrospect, I guess that really didn't go well for Bones. One could say that it even backfired on the UFC light heavyweight champion. Let's hope that after appearing in this Gillette commercial, Vitor Belfort doesn't grab a machete and go on a methodical killing spree on the beaches of Rio de Janeiro. Actually, I wouldn't care if Belfort became a mass murderer. With 'bath salt violence' on the rise, the planet's sensitization level for overly complex violence has lowered. There was a time when a naked man gnawing off the face of another naked man in the middle of the street would be too disturbing for society to handle -- now it's a friggin internet meme.

But really, if Vitor Belfort does start slicing faces off with a razor on the streets of Brazil, we hope that it's as bizarre and hilarious as this new Gillette commercial below.

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+1 # Guest 2012-06-25 16:14

Why dj bazillions hate Vitor? Saw him get booed at UFC 147

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+4 # Guest 2012-06-25 20:02

Because he is 3 faces bitch who saying all the times not to watching porns but his whore wife is also same shits. Says only Jesus is helps him to knocking peoples out? Why the fucks he would come in octagons to helping Vitor knockin people outs?! Thats so stupid my opinion. He is like big baby always excusing why he got foot in mouth, not respects Anderson, always going to changing his camps and stabbings his friends in back and talking and talkings about Jesus all thje time. Hes pices of shits, my opinions of course.

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+6 # TDM 2012-06-25 22:08

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+4 # Guest 2012-06-26 18:35

Quoting JesusMomisVitorsMom:

Because he is 3 faces bitch who saying all the times not to watching porns but his whore wife is also same shits. Says only Jesus is helps him to knocking peoples out? Why the fucks he would come in octagons to helping Vitor knockin people outs?! Thats so stupid my opinion. He is like big baby always excusing why he got foot in mouth, not respects Anderson, always going to changing his camps and stabbings his friends in back and talking and talkings about Jesus all thje time. Hes pices of shits, my opinions of course.

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+5 # Guest 2012-06-27 11:09

Quoting JesusMomisVitorsMom:

Because he is 3 faces bitch who saying all the times not to watching porns but his whore wife is also same shits. Says only Jesus is helps him to knocking peoples out? Why the fucks he would come in octagons to helping Vitor knockin people outs?! Thats so stupid my opinion. He is like big baby always excusing why he got foot in mouth, not respects Anderson, always going to changing his camps and stabbings his friends in back and talking and talkings about Jesus all thje time. Hes pices of shits, my opinions of course.

I just read this with Brazilian accent...lol

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0 # Guest 2012-08-29 02:06

http://www.coolstorybro.co/image/386-cool-story-jesus-cool-story-bro-image.jpg

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0 # Guest 2012-08-29 02:07

www.coolstorybro.co/image/386-cool-story-jesus-cool-story-bro-image.jpg

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+5 # Guest 2012-06-25 18:51

Same thing happened to me. I was all like "I'll just take the fuzzy wuzzy, save the alaskan thunderfuck for next time." Then Nick Diaz jumped outta no where and starting looking all paranoid! Scared the shit outta me

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