If my testosterone levels could speak, they’d probably bore you to sleep.  Unless riding a moped and drinking Red Bull spikes T/E ratios, I’m still 1/14^th the man that Alistair Overeem is.  On the other hand, if energy drinks and motorized bicycles elevate my level of masculinity, then Alistair Overeem is only 1/3^rd the man that I am.  I’ve never had to take a test for performance enhancing drugs because the NSAC hasn’t asked me to provide them with a cup of urine.  Apparently, they haven’t asked Ubereem either, but he’s still providing them with a nice warm cup of pee to prove that it’s as sterile and tasty as Lyoto Machida’s favorite breakfast beverage. He’s also using this recreational drug test as an opportunity to call out Junior Dos Santos in a fight the entire planet wanted to see at UFC 146.

We’re not sure when the NSAC will grant Overeem his license to compete for the UFC title but the Dutch kickboxer has promised his fans he will be fighting in December of this year.  We’re not sure who to believe, so we’re just going to cross our fingers and hope he knows something the rest of us don’t…  And by the rest of us, that includes Lorenzo Fertitta, who said that Overeem will not fight for the UFC until the NSAC says it’s cool.

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+36 # KingGhidorah 2012-06-21 12:51

On a side note, a local stable in Miami was broken into and 5 horses are missing

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+25 # TheFuckingBest 2012-06-21 13:29

Overeem should just give up on professional fighting and just put an application and resume in with the avengers

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-12 # Guest 2012-06-21 13:35

what a laugh

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-2 # WeeMadAndo 2012-06-21 13:42

Multiple, random WADA style testing until relicensing and fight or GTFO.

Seriously, that's what it will take for me to ever believe Overeem isn't cheating.

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0 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-06-21 18:06

That's fine. Don't believe. You can go on and un-believe as you watch him win the Heavyweight Belt.

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0 # StGutFree 2012-06-22 03:10

Only true believer will be invited to planet BX41......or BX42 if there's not enough room.

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+40 # Sambro 2012-06-21 13:44

I'm gonna laugh if he fails his own drug test.

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+11 # Guest 2012-06-21 14:21

Asterisk Overeem.

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-7 # Guest 2012-06-21 15:34

yeah and my girlfriend was a virgin until I plawed her.

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-6 # GrimsGrind 2012-06-21 16:09

This is like a crackhead getting arrested for crack, then a week later saying LOOK I'M CLEAN, I'LL TAKE A DRUGTEST NOW!

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-2 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-06-21 21:43

Overeem is about as Natural as Pamela Anderson's tits, JDS beats him either way.

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-3 # Guest 2012-06-22 00:59

Give him Hell, JDS!

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-7 # StGutFree 2012-06-22 03:15

Cyborg and the Reem must be butt buddies, they use the same excuse and have the same behavior after getting busted by calling out clean fighters.

Come on Reem, its not a good look son.

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0 # Guest 2012-06-22 11:32

JDS will KO him regardless... zing!

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