It's silly to even entertain the notion that Batman has the potential to put up a competitive fight against Superman. Sure we've seen the hypothetical battle portrayed an endless amount of times in comic book lore, but I can't imagine a single scenario in which Batman would prevail. It's just an impossibility. Even if Batman possessed Green Lantern's power ring, he would still fall short in causing any damage to the Man of Steel. There's a reason why Batman's villains are almost always deranged criminals with horrible fashion sense -- because that's literally all he can handle. Massive LOL to anyone that truly believes Batman can stop an alien dictator from the planet Apokolips. You're all living under a grand delusion, and Anderson Silva recognizes this.

That's why in his new video blog, The Spider breaks down exactly what's wrong with the Batman franchise and exactly how he can fix it from total and irrevocable destruction.

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+13 # synthsis 2012-06-19 11:15

Mr. Machida vs Steven Seagal, make it happen Lorenzo.

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+15 # Guest 2012-06-19 11:18

Damn love the Batman idea and the way he plays it off when the kid ignores his high five

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+10 # Guest 2012-06-19 11:19

Really? Old Batman? That is a great idea. Too bad The Dark Knight Returns and Batman Beyond already did it.
Curse you for playing on by comic book geekiness. Going to go read the Saucer Country.

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+5 # Guest 2012-06-19 11:19

Great fighter, Great man.

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+16 # Guest 2012-06-19 11:21

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Massive LOL to anyone that truly believes Batman can stop an alien dictator from the planet Apokolips.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE5RXhPwlKc[/youtube]

Batman has also used kryptonite on Superman a whole bunch of times.

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+9 # Guest 2012-06-19 12:00

He also KILLED Darksied with a magic bullet.

http://mindlessones.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/batman-darkseid1.jpg

RESPECT

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+4 # TheFuckingBest 2012-06-19 15:25

Batman has a detailed catalog of every hero in the DC universe and how to KILL them if need be is included in each profile. He beats you before you even see him. If Batman ever goes rogue the justice league is fucked.

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+3 # juice lee 2012-06-19 16:49

Quoting TheFuckingBest:

If Batman ever goes rogue the justice league is fucked.

I.E.: JLA tower of babel
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JLA:_Tower_of_Babel

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-11 # TDM 2012-06-19 11:21

Pfft! Anderson knows nothing. First off, the Batman franchise is doing fantastic at the moment. Second, the Hulk exists in the Marvel universe, not DC. Third, they've already figured out how to deal with age: we get a new person putting on superhero's masks all the time, time travel is everywhere, and you can always reboot the franchise.

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+16 # Guest 2012-06-19 12:58

Why would someone try so hard to be a [censored]?

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+3 # Guest 2012-06-20 09:37

Fuck reboots. Tell the story right the first time.

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+13 # Guest 2012-06-19 11:26

AS is the man. I like his idea for old Batman as well. I think Chael has a similar version where Old Batman takes TRT and his performance never wavers.

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+3 # Guest 2012-06-19 11:51

Ronnie James Dio is a Chael fan. He gets UFC for free from his court in Hell. Michael Jackson is the AS fan.

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+9 # HeadKckGdnight 2012-06-19 11:30

I can only hope that shirt says "Im the Micheal Jordan of MMA"....

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-3 # Guest 2012-06-19 11:38

Yeah, because being nominated for Best Picture means it's circling the drain.

I fucking hate Middleeasy.

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+12 # Cobb 2012-06-19 11:43

Silly Anderson.

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+7 # juice lee 2012-06-19 14:56

I'm just going to asssume this hasn't reached brazil yet

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+9 # Guest 2012-06-19 12:22

Anderson doesn't know shit about Batman

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+3 # Guest 2012-06-19 13:01

-dark knight one of the most successful movies of all time
-arkham asylum and arkham city become best selling video games
-batman franchise selling relative oodles of comic books
-new batman movie coming out likely to be massive hit

yeah, i dont think they need Anderson's help

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+3 # Guest 2012-06-19 15:06

Chael may have TRT, but Anderson has just adopted the Machida family's unstoppable piss-drinking method.

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-9 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-06-19 15:30

Sonnen is going to get up in that ass.

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+2 # ispitzhotfire 2012-06-19 16:52

Revive Batman?? Last I checked, the franchise was doing just fine.

I am very excite about the next movie.

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-1 # Guest 2012-06-19 17:42

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/7/72188/1635841-1294698_green_lantern_batman1_super_super.jpg

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+1 # Guest 2012-06-19 19:22

Pretty sure Superman is the franchise that needs rebuilding. Even when I was a kid I liked Batman far more than Superman's loser ass.

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+3 # Guest 2012-06-20 03:25

How dare you assholes insult the Goddamn Batman!?

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-3 # Guest 2012-06-20 07:53

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Massive LOL to anyone that truly believes Batman can stop an alien dictator from the planet Apokolips.

Anyone who thinks Batman can do anything against Superman probably believes the devil doesn't lie to you and want to steal your soul. He wants you to go to Hell. Now, if you are already saved, he can’t get you to go to Hell. But, I am really concerned people think Batman can stop Superman. The devil is going to keep lying to you, and try to still your life. [youtube]http:/ /www.youtube.co m/watch?v=3mPWN 5I7A-k[/youtube ]

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+1 # Guest 2012-06-20 09:40

WTF? Your thought process is so convoluted I'm not even sure you're on the right forum.

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0 # Guest 2012-06-20 12:20

Sorry, I am so intrigued by your post I had to come back + try to talk w/ you.

In an Anderson Silva / Batman article you've referenced Superman, the Devil, + Michael Jackson.

Please type more. Please, I need to understand.

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0 # Guest 2012-06-20 11:32

So Corinthians is not just a soccer club, but now also has a fight club??!

That alone says alot about the impact MMA has made on Brazil.

Where can I buy some Corinthians fight club gear?!

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