Jeff Monson is an anarchist which means if he ever walked into the FOX News studio, every news anchor's head would ignite in a bloody mess of 'fair and balanced.' Anarchism scares most of the Western world, however we're assuming anarchism is deathly afraid of Jeff Monson's tattoos. The dude is protected by a force-field of ink, and each tattoo holds some intrinsic message that is most likely related to his political belief system. When we interviewed him, Monson gave us a five-minute explanation when we asked him how exactly anarchists could punish criminals if the political party stood for chaos. Feel free to read his answer here, or you can just imagine what you think he said and insert it into your short-term memory.

On January 14th 2009, Jeff Monson was charged with first-degree malicious mischief for vandalizing the Washington State Capitol by spray painting an anarchy symbol with the words 'no poverty' and 'no war' on two pillars. Just before he was arrested, Jeff Monson gave us one of the most bad-ass pictures of an dude named 'The Snowman', ever. A few months after this incident, Jeff Monson's ex-girlfriend sent me a picture of him jumping in a bed, completely naked. Both events are completely unrelated, but it clearly shows that Monson could care less how your perception on cultural norms have been conditioned by a soulless society established on capitalism.

The year before Monson was convicted for tagging the Washington State Capital, he was preparing for an epic battle with The Smashing Machine, Mark Kerr. The entire event was streamed live on DonKingTV.com, and Monson even cut this memorable promo hyping the video. Ah, MMA back in the day -- live it up, again.

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+4 # StGutFree 2012-06-15 03:28

That was great lol, today is going to be a good day.

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+14 # Guest 2012-06-15 03:52

oh yeah baby i like watching people get fucked for free...

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+5 # ArmyOfFedors 2012-06-15 04:05

"I'M GUNNA FUCK HIM UP!! I'M GUNNA FUCK HIM UP!!!"

Sadly, this statement has become less and less prevalent in MMA.

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+11 # BigEyeGuy 2012-06-15 04:08

Here's a picture of Jeff Monson with my sister when she was doing production work for Israel FC: Genesis

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+24 # Guest 2012-06-15 04:11

Did she get snowed in?

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+11 # ArmyOfFedors 2012-06-15 04:16

Did they spend a night "sharing political ideologies?"

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+9 # Guest 2012-06-15 04:46

oh dear that girl is ruined the photo. i wish that jeff was holding me with his big strong tattoed hands...

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+5 # Guest 2012-06-15 09:27

Did they "have sex"?

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+1 # Guest 2012-06-15 10:00

he stuck his carrot in her

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-3 # TeamBlackHouse 2012-06-15 18:40

Quoting BigEyeGuy:

Here's a picture of Jeff Monson with my sister when she was doing production work for Israel FC: Genesis

Did he "fuck her for free"

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+5 # Guest 2012-06-15 04:15

Did this maybe autoplay on porn sites? Makes more sense in that context.

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+2 # Guest 2012-06-15 07:54

I like this guy Jeff Monson.

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+5 # Guest 2012-06-15 08:56

Fuck him Jeff!

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+3 # Guest 2012-06-15 09:02

dude i really think he's naked

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+4 # Guest 2012-06-15 09:23

i realy hope so

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+5 # Sherko 2012-06-15 09:22

I am deeply disappointed in myself because I actually clicked the link called "picture of him jumping in a bed, completely naked".
For a moment I actually thought I was gay, until I realized I'd much rather bang BigEyeGuy's sister.

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+1 # Guest 2012-06-16 00:39

Yeah, Jeff....Fuck Capitalism...

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0 # Ray 2012-10-26 05:54

Why does the douchebag writer associate Anarchy with Chaos? The meaning of the Anarchy that Jeff speaks of has nothing to do with chaos. The powers that be love for you to fear the idea. That is how thoroughly you are controlled. Yes, you, Mr. Writer.

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