If it weren't for the educational magic of videogames, I would've had zero clue what the Cyrillic text describing what this ten minutes of rawesome Russian MMA highlights meant. Lucky for me I've been surviving zombies and bandits in Chernarus; a fictional recreation of the Czech Republic in Dayz, a friggin' unbelievable apocalypse sim. Spending my time there has forced me to learn some of the Cyrillic alphabet so I'm feeling pretty cultured, and now I know very little of what the Cyrillic means, rather than absolutely nothing.

Not that you asked, but right now I'm about two clicks west of Zelenogorsk, I plan on meeting with some friendly survivors there to raid a supermarket for supplies so we can make our way north. The only problem is that it's cold and rainy, and I don't want to get sick and have the zeds hear me cough or sneeze.

I think I'm going to build a fire to warm up and watch this incredible video again in the meantime. In ten minutes the rain will probably be finished and then I can continue my journey east. Hopefully without crossing paths with any bandits.

Click 'Read More' to watch what is possibly the most epic Russian MMA highlight video ever, it will put some hair on that chest of yours. Even if you're a woman. Thanks to KnockOut Footage for the find.

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+23 # synthsis 2012-06-12 12:05

my T/E ratio went from 1:1 to 4:1 just by watching this highlight reel.

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+7 # TDM 2012-06-12 12:16

Woo! National pride and love for MMA kind of mixed there and got me all excited. Pretty good editing too.

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+10 # Matthaeus 2012-06-12 12:34

Always great to see the growth of MMA everywhere. Russia is full of badasses so it's always nice to see.

Very well made video. Thanks for posting, Jason Nawara.

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+4 # Guest 2012-06-12 14:49

Dicknailed!

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+3 # Guest 2012-06-12 16:09

Awesome stuff. Makes me want to dig out the Sergei Bytchkov collection.

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+6 # JohnFUCKINGZoidberg 2012-06-12 19:06

Fun fact: Today is Russia Day in Russia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russia_Day

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-1 # Guest 2012-06-13 03:53

Watching this has put me at 14:1.

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+3 # sakyamuni 2012-06-13 04:45

Alecsander Emelianenko's tatto on his back "Gott mit uns" (God with us) is what all nazi soldiers had written on their belts in WW2

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0 # Guest 2012-06-13 05:44

They also had monumental conflict with Russia not sure he shares the context... but then coke is a hell of a drug.

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-1 # Sidecheckkick 2012-06-13 06:48

Prisoners do that to offend guards, alex just wanted a russian gangster tattoo. Only TUF-noobs dont know that story srsly old shit.

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-1 # Guest 2012-06-13 07:46

gott mit uns is a russian prison tattoo. it means hate towards government and system or some shit. and yeah alex has a shitload of russian prison tattoos on his body.

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-4 # Guest 2012-06-13 05:58

FCK THE WORLD.
GOD BLESS AMERICA

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+2 # Guest 2012-06-13 11:10

WAR FEDOR THE GOAT!

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-1 # Tom Hanks 2012-06-14 08:39

Wow Fedor really ktofed Rumble there, Anthony fought in pride too??

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0 # Guest 2012-06-19 23:26

Alex Emilianenko is not like his brother. He was in jail in his early life. That's where his tattoo's are from. That's real story.
It was robbery or burglary I don't remember. 10 years ago or earlier.

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