When someone can venture in a Russian forest to hunt a grizzly bear with a fork, special rules need to be applied if that same person decides to compete in an MMA bout. It's the only way to level the playing field amongst human beings that aren't genetically predisposed to owning reality. It's already established that Aleksander has the power to distort the space-time continuum and can knock people out just by thinking about. In fact, Aleksander's telepathy is so powerful that he's even forced people into retirement without landing a single strike. Whenever he's not bending Dr. Levinson's time equations, Alek likes to fight guys on the tops of Russian mountains while sheep and other livestock patiently watch.

M-1 Challenge 33 went down yesterday in Russia -- or Slovenia. The truth is, no one will get offended by my confusion of Russia or Slovenia aside from Russians and Slovenians. The rest of the world think both cultures are just one big, happy family that has a strong obsession with drinking vodka at odd hours of the day. Check out Aleksander Emelianenko's bout against Ibragim Magomedov that went down yesterday in Dzheirakh, Russia. Props to Miha Perhavec for the find.

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+6 # MediocreThreat 2012-06-07 04:47

And Dana White detractors says that Zuffa has a monopoly.

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+2 # Patrick 2012-06-07 04:56

The translated YouTube comments are confusing to say the least.

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0 # Guest 2012-06-07 05:10

who wants to see such fights? the end is a fucking joke.

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0 # synthsis 2012-06-07 05:13

12:41- is that the Russian Captain Lou Albano?

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+16 # Gin Rummy 2012-06-07 05:25

Were was the livestock I was promised?

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+3 # Sherko 2012-06-07 11:19

If you listen closely, you can hear a cowbell ring after the end of each round.

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+28 # Absinthe 2012-06-07 06:01

It is not a new thing that he´s fighting around goats.
His brother is the GOAT

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+7 # GrimsGrind 2012-06-07 06:14

He walked out on a grass entrance...haha haha fuckin russians

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+3 # GrimsGrind 2012-06-07 06:18

M1 is OWNED and CONTROLLED by Russian KGB Mafia...It's so obvious it's really just silly at this point...In PrideFC, it was questionable... But since Fedor in Strikeforce/Aff liction....It's just been like quite obvious they're controlling his career since day 1. People criticize these brothers for the decisions they make but guys you have to understand, their FAMILY is in danger if they don't play ball....that's bigger than fighting. I feel bad for Fedor...If he got away from M1 after Pride was bought he may have gotten into UFC and changed his life forever because of the Zuffa contract, M1 wouldn't be able to muscle themselves into his life. But we will never know lol...I just felt the need to letsome people know that might not, M1 IS organized russian crime.

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+9 # Guest 2012-06-07 07:32

Quoting GrimsGrind:

M1 is OWNED and CONTROLLED by Russian KGB Mafia...It's so obvious it's really just silly at this point...In PrideFC, it was questionable...But since Fedor in Strikeforce/Affliction....It's just been like quite obvious they're controlling his career since day 1. People criticize these brothers for the decisions they make but guys you have to understand, their FAMILY is in danger if they don't play ball....that's bigger than fighting. I feel bad for Fedor...If he got away from M1 after Pride was bought he may have gotten into UFC and changed his life forever because of the Zuffa contract, M1 wouldn't be able to muscle themselves into his life. But we will never know lol...I just felt the need to letsome people know that might not, M1 IS organized russian crime.

Watch what you say, we know where you live.

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0 # Guest 2012-06-07 10:16

Damn it, whens Aleks gonna learn to keep his chin tucked?! Dude always leaves himself open to the counter.

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+17 # Guest 2012-06-07 06:23

I love Aleks fights. Great hand speed. My favorite is him and Kharitonov. He's one of the greatest if not the greatest waste of talent in mma.

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0 # KingGhidorah 2012-06-07 12:41

True. Love the part where Kharitonov puts his chin out to say "hit me" and gets dropped. To drop that man, you have to have some serious dynamite.

I'd have to also vouch for Aleks as the greatest waste of talent, but Karo comes close. Dude was a beast back in 05.

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+1 # Guest 2012-06-07 21:08

kid chaos

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+1 # Guest 2012-06-07 06:48

russians don't give a fuck!

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+6 # Guest 2012-06-07 07:34

Who needs new york?

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-1 # Guest 2012-06-07 10:16

Another eye poke?

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0 # Sherko 2012-06-07 11:25

And of course there's hardly any difference between Russians and Slovenians, because let's be honest all white people look alike.

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+4 # Guest 2012-06-07 13:03

If Alexander was a character in Tekken, you would have to fight him here.

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