My thoughts on the Miami Zombie situation are perfectly summed up in this photo. If you haven't heard, it's my understanding that the Miami Zombie was created out of some sort of designer hallucinogenic bath salts. Yep, the zombie uprising is happening because of bath salts, and don't be so naive as to think the Miami Zombie was an isolated incident. Within days of each other, equally horrific tales have popped up around America: a woman in Texas ate her three month old baby alive, then a man in New York threw his own intestines and flesh at police officers.

Something is going on.

Now people are coming forward discussing the Miami Zombie's angry past. It turns out 0-1 UFC veteran and ex pro boxer Melton Bowen knocked out the zombie in 2007 over musical knowledge. Here's a report from a local Miami news station:

In 2007, former heavyweight Melton Bowen encountered Rudy Eugene, who last week was gunned down by police after he savagely ate the face off homeless man Ronald Poppo. Bowen told 7News about the confrontation, saying it was over almost before it began after he knocked him out with one punch. He first met the Miami Cannibal at a flea market they were both working in in North Miami. Bowen said Eugene picked a fight with him over music and who knew more when they were working in side-by-side stores, not realizing who he had just picked a fight with. He said: 'I'm not scared of no one. He took his shirt off and came at me saying "I'm going to kill you!" 'What goes through my mind? I'm a fighter.' It was then the boxer delivered a right hook to the man and knocked him out.

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+8 # IceColdShadow 2012-06-03 13:03

the walking dead-bath salts photo is brilliant!ahaha hahaha

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+3 # CALI 2012-06-03 13:07

They've arrived folks...

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+11 # ExonerateSonnen 2012-06-03 13:27

The country is too ready for zombies. It would be the next Swine Flu. We'd kick it's ass and keep on hatin' on the NSAC.

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+4 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-06-03 13:36

Couldn't possibly have to do with Mexico's limited legalization days before that if implemented in America would take hundreds of billions from private prisons, shrink police forces by half, not to mention the proof from Portugal that drug use actually goes down, and that wouldn't sit well with the CIA guys who are bringing it in.

No, of COURSE it's a terrifying epidemic that just coincidentally started at the exact same time.

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+5 # Guest 2012-06-03 14:07

Im worry

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+8 # Guest 2012-06-03 14:18

Im still worry

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+5 # Guest 2012-06-03 14:28

That's bath salts right there, folks.

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+3 # Guest 2012-06-03 15:43

I had a bath early and thought I might become a zombie.

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+5 # GrimsGrind 2012-06-03 15:43

He took his shirt off and came at me saying "I'm going to kill you!" 'What goes through my mind? I'm a fighter.' It was then the boxer delivered a right hook to the man and knocked him out............ ............... .........Awesom e. Awesome. Awesome.

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-6 # CALI 2012-06-03 16:08

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0 # Guest 2012-06-03 21:29

the man was in nj who threw his intestines...fi rst the fuckin giants then the fuckin jets and now the nets...NEW JERSEY damnit!!!

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+18 # Guest 2012-06-03 23:15

Melton Bowden VS Rudy Eugene

Bowden, familiar with the cage and a good boxer.

Eugene, a Zombie with no former training.

Everything else, virtually identical

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+7 # ExonerateSonnen 2012-06-04 03:59

I had no idea where this was going, until the last line, when we crossed the border into Lol-town.

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+4 # Guest 2012-06-04 09:16

Chomps to the head of a grounded opponent were legal at that flea market, Bowen is lucky he kept the fight standing,The Miami Zombie is after all, known for his dangerous face chomps.

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+5 # Guest 2012-06-04 05:07

Melton Bowen vs. Korean Zombie. Make it happen Dana.

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0 # Paul Harris 2012-07-01 15:17

The issue is getting Bowen into some legal fight shorts.

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-2 # Guest 2012-06-04 08:54

fuckzz5ba

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+2 # Twinny 2012-06-04 19:03

Florida's the perfect place for the zombie apocalypse to start. We just cut that shit off the country and charge money if anyone wants to go over there and kill a few for sport.

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