Good news, I visited Hong Kong this week. Bad news, there's not a giant autonomous Bruce Lee robot that greets you the moment you enter the city. Lost opportunity from the Chinese Board of Tourism. If Coachella can produce a holographic Tupac, the least China can do is give us Bruce Lee in the form of a black and yellow tracksuit-wearing cyborg. Oh wait, they already did that.

Everyone has imitated Bruce Lee in the confine of their living room and accidentally smacked a friend in the nose while spinning imaginary nunchucks. In the MMA industry, we just call that 'any given Friday night at Ben Fowlkes' house.' Bruce Lee is the reason you get out of bed every morning. He's the only reassurance the fashion industry has to justify anyone wearing a peasant shirt with amber sunglasses. I'm sure you've developed your own hypothesis as to who would prevail in a theoretical match-up between Bruce Lee and Royce Gracie. However, shame on you for not erecting an entire MMA match with plastic toy figures. Psh, and you call yourself an MMA fan.

Check out how the world would look like if all human beings were five inches tall and had multi-directional screws for joints in the video below. Props to ChokeWho for the find.

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+10 # Guest 2012-06-02 17:45

That literally looked like an action figure gang bang.

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0 # Guest 2012-06-02 17:59

wow pretty cool attempted stop action

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+30 # kid808 2012-06-02 18:07

Bruce Lee losing to Royce Gracie!?!?

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+6 # Puck 2012-06-02 18:20

Sailor Moon, Dat Ass.

That's as far as I got before my ADD kicked in :(.

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+3 # Guest 2012-06-02 18:38

What were the results to the first two fights? What a epic trilogy.

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+2 # Guest 2012-06-02 18:38

I don't think Bruce would have lost...He wasn't a traditional "stylist" like alot of guys back then, he prolly woulda armbarred gracie after a few minutes hahahahaa imagine

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+2 # LandOfCanaan 2012-06-02 19:37

um..... what did i just watch?

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+6 # juice lee 2012-06-02 19:39

if they met in 1993 53 yr old bruce would have had knowledge of gracie jiu-jitsu he probably would have been in near peak physical condition to outlast the 27 yr old royce. would he have KO'd royce? maybe, but Royce is at home on the ground so it comes down to how much bruce would have known about ground fighting which we will always be the big question

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+9 # Sherko 2012-06-03 02:45

Quoting juice lee:

he probably would have been in near peak physical condition to outlast the 27 yr old royce.

No problem, we got TRT now.

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+3 # Taz Styles 2012-06-03 04:45

Why was Kurt Cobain there?

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0 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-06-03 05:41

Did I just see Chun-Li from street fighter?

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+4 # Guest 2012-06-03 07:18

Would Lee sprawl ... or Metroid spin attack over Gracie?

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+2 # Guest 2012-06-03 07:21

jackie chan for the win.

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+1 # Guest 2012-06-03 13:49

I love how they made every ufc fighter's miniature look like a fucking heavyweight - except Anderson!

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