I've been sitting back today still disturbed by the news story out of Miami about the naked LSD face eating man story. I can't help but wonder what his victim felt like while he was forced to endure the horror of another person mistaking his face for Memorial Day barbeque chicken. This is like real life zombie horror flick stuff going down in Miami thanks to what they are calling 'bad lsd'. I think I'll skip that Miami trip I had planned earlier this year and go to the Netherlands instead. At least the Dutch people would rather sit on your face than eat it.

I wonder if the victim was stuck in some hypnopompic state of sleep paralysis while he was enduring that horror. Unable to move, unable to fight back and gain any control of the situation. Sounds like how Rousimar Palhares told Tatame.com he was feeling right before and during his fight with Alan Belcher.

"I couldn’t do anything, I was too sick. I don’t really wanna talk about it so it doesn’t sound like an excuse and I’m not taking back his credits...When you get it (the position), you gotta really get it. I tried to repeat it, but I was gassing off, I was not strong enough. It wasn’t my day, literally. I was dead, I couldn’t move. My plan now is to train and never step up on the ring like I did this time. I was trying to jump and scream to see if I had any energy left, but I couldn’t do it."

Palhares feeling sick and dead sounds very much like the helpless feeling of sleep paralysis. It is like you can't break out of your own body and are trying to muscle your way from under an unbearably heavy weight. Seems odd to ever suggest Palhares might not be able to muscle through and move almost any object though, doesn't it? [source]

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+25 # Guest 2012-05-29 12:37

Im tired of all this brazilian fighters making excuses for their loses man up bitches!

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-2 # Guest 2012-05-29 12:46

what a stupid article

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+9 # Guest 2012-05-29 13:02

Ive had sleep paralysis in Amsterdam and woke up with someone sitting on my face. Best high ever.

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+3 # Patrick 2012-05-29 23:16

[youtube]http:/ /www.youtube.co m/watch?v=CxVKt NkQAtw[/youtube ]

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+1 # KingGhidorah 2012-05-30 06:55

How long did he sit there?

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+18 # Guest 2012-05-29 14:04

He had no Toxoplasma that day

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+1 # 40ouncetofreedom 2012-05-29 14:05

Meh.

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+13 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-05-29 14:18

Step up and fight Wand then!

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+7 # gardeninja 2012-05-29 16:05

Must have been his toxoplasmosis acting up... got to stop smoking that cat shit.

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+5 # Guest 2012-05-29 19:33

be it the truth or not,
1. it takes away from Belcher's win
2. the only thing forcing its publication is Palhares' lack of humility

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-29 20:08

sounds like an excuse to me paul

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+5 # Badapple11 2012-05-29 20:14

This excuse shit is hurting the Paul Harris feral brand. Belcher gave him a southern Mississippi ass whipping.

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0 # Guest 2012-05-29 20:41

http://postimage.org/image/x47jicg93/

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-30 00:33

He was sick and dead after the fight.

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+4 # Guest 2012-05-30 02:08

"I don't want to take away his credits, but..."

That sir is an excuse. Also, maybe the fact you couldn't do "anything" was because Alan Belcher was beating the piss out of you.

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+3 # Sherko 2012-05-30 02:15

He was sick and dead? So what you're saying is that we lost Paul to the zombie virus?
I hope Alan Belcher didn't get bitten or it's just a matter of time before all our legs get eaten.

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-4 # Guest 2012-05-30 03:06

alan belcher is overrated

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0 # nubbynub 2012-05-30 06:40

Actually alan belcher is under rated. He was a huge underdog in the palhares fight. I think its palhares who might be over rated

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+1 # KingGhidorah 2012-05-30 06:58

Palhares vs. Maia. BJJ war baby!!

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0 # Guest 2012-05-30 20:51

too bad son, Maia is scheduled to make his WW debut against DHK

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0 # ball.sack 2012-05-30 12:39

Did anyone else click on the first link? Shit sounds exactly like a zombie attack.

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