If you’ve ever watched a movie and seen a gun you thought was the coolest weapon you’ve ever seen, chances are, FPS Russia owns it and has a video on YouTube with over twenty million hits demonstrating why it’s awesome. The guy makes a living blowing things up in his backyard, and every time you click on one of his videos, it signs his next paycheck to buy something bigger. If the zombie apocalypse went down tomorrow, the safest place in the galaxy would be in his living room playing XBox until a motion sensor tells you it’s time to press pause. Joe Lauzon spends a lot of time playing video games too, and while he might rip a zombie’s limbs off and render them useless - he doesn’t have a stockpile of automatic weapons and can’t consume cheeseburgers as fast as everyone’s favorite YouTube gun snob. It’s cool though, we still love Joe Lauzon, even though he’s probably hugging a toilet somewhere in Chicago right now.

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+4 # synthsis 2012-05-28 17:36

To this day, I'm still trying to figure out exactly how FPS Russia gets his guns and ammo. I'm starting to think he's some sort of rogue agent from the KGB using his connections around the world to supply him with rare and exciting weaponry.

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+4 # Guest 2012-05-28 18:22

or an american guy who's sponsored by a gun shop?

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+6 # synthsis 2012-05-28 18:43

Quoting agad:

or an american guy who's sponsored by a gun shop?

do NOT ruin my fun.

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+3 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-05-28 19:40

You can get a license as a civilian to own automatic weapons. A Federal Firearms License is not hard to get, and there are a few different kinds. It just takes a lot of time and a shit-ton of paperwork.

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+12 # Guest 2012-05-28 17:37

DOLCE DIET

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+4 # Guest 2012-05-28 17:59

hes basically a living commercial

so companies supply him with guns

hes also not russian KGB but some midwestern world of warcraft nerd

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+5 # gardeninja 2012-05-28 18:39

That's what happens when you fuck with a professional Russian...
Long live the AA-12 video.

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-29 04:12

Love the double AA-12 action. That guys has more guns to shoot than I have on MW3, and his are real!

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0 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-05-28 19:42

I dunno if any of you have heard of WoodysGamertag but he makes youtube videos playing CoD MW3, and he plays with Joe Lauzon and FPSRussia.

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+6 # Guest 2012-05-28 22:02

Fps already has the best job in the world, now he gets a free tray of burgers. Love that guy.

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+12 # Guest 2012-05-29 05:30

Where's Anthony Johnson!? This is his opportunity to be a champ!!!

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+3 # Puck 2012-05-29 06:56

They found Rumbles evening training session.

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+1 # Twinny 2012-05-29 15:09

if Joe misses weight for his next fight, we'll know why.

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0 # Guest 2012-05-30 11:40

Go Look up Furious Pete, he can swallow all of those burgers in 3 mins or less.

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