My old roommate used to wield two 40ozs of Mickey's Malt Liquor like Rambo rocked dual uzis shortly before massacring an entire village of undeserving third-world drug dealers. Actually, my old roommate never really got around to doing the whole senseless murdering thing. He would just rip his shirt off and challenge people to a game of Mike Tyson's Punch-Out. He's the only guy I know that has beaten the entire game without losing a round while simultaneously balancing a half-empty 40oz bottle in his left hand. That's a talent that is highly respected our generation but is simply impossible to fully express on a work resume.

While we all like to live in a pretend digital universe in which we can defeat Mike Tyson by paying attention to which eye he blinks, at the age of 45 he could still brutalize every single person reading this article. Some people say that Tyson has made some bad choices -- and I can guarantee you those same people have never said it to his face. In this Heyman Hustle video, the former heavyweight champion gives a little advice to Jon Bones Jones on how to rebound from a misstep like the DUI he received last week.

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+24 # juice lee 2012-05-25 18:54

I always love it when mike slips an eloquent word into his interviews it shows that he is far more intelligent than he lets on

also I know people will hate on mike in general but if I were in jbj's position I'd be inclined to take mike's advice more than anyone else because he is the ultimate cautionary tale of professional athlete screw-ups

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-26 09:44

Quoting juice lee:

he is the ultimate cautionary tale of professional athlete screw-ups

Thats exactly why, in my point of view, he is the right guy to tell a kid like Jones what it costs to loose focus on your fighting career.

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+2 # Sambro 2012-05-26 13:41

Iron Mike is the GOAT!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FgS3kCv79I[/youtube]

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-15 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-05-25 18:56

Good start would be not taking advice from Mike Tyson, who never rebounded in his career. Like Iron Mike, but I'm calling it down the line.

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+7 # Sporadik 2012-05-25 19:18

Quoting FreeLeeMurray:

Good start would be not taking advice from Mike Tyson, who never rebounded in his career. Like Iron Mike, but I'm calling it down the line.

So you posted without even watching the video? Only thing I disagree with is he didn't have a bad support system, he had leeches who gave no support. I see his point though. Luckily for MMA fighters opposed to boxers, Don King won't try to ruin their life for his own personal gain

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+2 # BigEyeGuy 2012-05-25 21:36

Is that WWF Heyman?

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+1 # juice lee 2012-05-25 21:56

yup

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-9 # Guest 2012-05-25 22:01

Listen to tyson is much like listening to a charles manson interview its 98% crazy but they some how slip one or two phrases that blow your mind...then go right back to talking. All crazy.

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+14 # Dana Whitu 2012-05-25 22:38

'Bright lights create dark shadows'

- Mike Tyson

Brilliant!

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+15 # StGutFree 2012-05-26 03:30

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-26 20:17

driving under the influence of what? just alcohol probably

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+1 # StGutFree 2012-05-26 21:01

likely

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-27 07:28

Remember how cocky this guy was when he bought a Bentley?

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0 # Guest 2012-05-26 12:00

tyson is spot on. and the haters all they do all day is: talk down, hate, pretend they used to be fans. all lies and fake stuff from them. glad i can spot those people miles away.

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+2 # Sambro 2012-05-26 13:30

I hope JJ starts biting fighter's ear off and gets a tat on his face.

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