Weather forecasters did a horrible job predicting the weather today. After promising sunshine all day, torrential downpours gave me the finger on the way to the post office. I apologize in advance to the person who bought my Sony Minidisc player on eBay if it shorts-out on you. If you want to file a Paypal claim against anyone, you should find a way to do it against Al Roker. Ever since he underwent gastric bypass surgery, the dude has lost his gift of delivering accurate meteorology reports, and it’s because of him that your package is soaking wet in the outgoing mail bin of the postal service. Seriously Al, you need to spend more time with Jason Miller and get back in the groove. Mayhem is as close to being back to 100% as he’ll ever be as a result of his past few months of training. He steps into the Octagon again this Saturday against CB Dollaway in what he calls, “the most important fight of his life,” and with this video to prove it, we believe him.

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+26 # TDM 2012-05-24 15:42

I want to believe you, Mayhem, I really do. But...I don't know.

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+15 # Guest 2012-05-24 15:45

Thanks for the seizure inducing editing! Tells a really story.

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+14 # Guest 2012-05-24 15:53

I want Mayhem to win, but I think he'd make a good Home Depot employee if he doesn't.

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+12 # Guest 2012-05-24 16:15

that last five seconds was pure corn

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+3 # Guest 2012-05-24 16:23

stop being a fucking joker and just fight

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+13 # Sambro 2012-05-24 16:42

He looked so shitty in his last fight that he'll have to string 3-4 impressive wins together before I believe he's back.

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-24 16:46

On one hand, I absolutely can't stand CB "Duckwings" Dollaway. On the other hand, which happens to be much bigger and has six fingers, I would love for Mayhem eat his own stupid words and "retire" after a humiliating loss. Especially for the last five seconds of that video.

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+4 # Guest 2012-05-24 17:11

I think Miller's good, but he's got a little bit of the BJ Penn problem, easily distracted/lack ing intensity. Only BJ has an intensity that akakens sometimes. I hope he pulls it together.
And what's that asian guy doing to him in the pic up top?

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0 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-05-24 17:16

Mayhem Miller is more irritating than an anal fissure. But I'll give him props for finally taking things seriously instead of relying on his drawing power because MTV dickheads think he's fucking hilarious (pro tip: he isn't.) I hope he loses, but you gotta give him a little something for doing work.

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+5 # Guest 2012-05-24 17:17

If you guys think he's being a joker here then you haven't seen much of mayhem. He seems way more toned down and focused, and CB Dollaway is a smart move for him after Bisping turned into a monster and beat the shit out of him.

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+14 # Twinny 2012-05-24 17:30

Soszynski a UFC legend? if that were true then at least 60% of the UFC's roster have already attained legendary status.

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+6 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-05-24 21:26

I have a feeling that's an inside joke, and probably not a funny one.

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+6 # OneManGOONsquad 2012-05-24 20:47

Hopefully we get to see Mayhem pull another Sakuraba double chop.

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0 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-05-24 21:30

Hopefully he doesn't disgrace Sakuraba again by attaching himself to one of the greatest, most entertaining fighters of all time but his jerk job mimickery.

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0 # Guest 2012-05-25 03:29

Will lose..

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+5 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-05-25 10:43

Now that Shields is back at 185 I think it would be hilarious if Mayhem called him out and then looked over his shoulder real fast.

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