America is the only country in which cheese enclosed inside of an aerosol can is a perfectly acceptable. Some third world countries don't have water to hydrate their families and we have entire theme parks filled with the stuff. It's easy to hate America for being entirely too awesome, but when Chael Sonnen is defending the country, that hate is met with a catchy song and a cleverly edited Youtube clip. While it's not Chael Sonnen intentionally rapping over a eloquently-created beat -- it sort of is Chael Sonnen rapping over an eloquently-created beat. If you haven't pinched yourself upon accepting the realization that we are just weeks away from seeing Sonnen vs. Silva II, this video may help you. Props to Jeremy Craig for the find.

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+10 # synthsis 2012-05-24 08:36

Welp, I'm officially done for the day. Going back to bed with a bottle of Nyquil, see everyone in the morning.

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+21 # Guest 2012-05-24 08:37

This is perhaps...the most...GLORIOUS ...video I have ever seen!!!

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+3 # Guest 2012-05-24 09:38

little miss anderson, haha

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+8 # Guest 2012-05-24 08:37

GOLD

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-2 # TDM 2012-05-24 08:44

Such great material and I'm all out of my "witty comment" juices. Everyone else has to make up for my absence.

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+7 # Guest 2012-05-24 08:51

AWESOME!! i want to be gangster when i grow up

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+16 # Garrbanzzo 2012-05-24 08:55

If this fight were to escalate into a rap battle please consult the following image

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-4 # Guest 2012-05-24 09:23

this is wack yo.

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+7 # Guest 2012-05-24 09:31

Best part is Goldie's glare

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+4 # KingGhidorah 2012-05-24 19:39

Goldie doesn't blink. He wasn't programmed to do that

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-3 # Yoshinegro_Blackiyama 2012-05-24 10:45

This still happened though Chael.

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+6 # Guest 2012-05-24 13:09

That is nothing to be ashamed about.He tapped due as a token of respect for Silva thinking that he'd lose only that round. It was essentially a pity tap for beating Silva for 4.5 rounds. That classless clown Silva has been taunting him for almost two years now, wearing a belt that doesn't belong to him.

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+6 # SkyValley 2012-05-24 14:52

Chael's your Huckleberry. Show some respect

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0 # Im Your Huckleberry 2012-05-25 10:49

No Way thats my name!!!!

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+6 # Badapple11 2012-05-24 11:05

Chael sells fights. With his TRT approval, I hope it's a repeat of the last fight minus the triangle.

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+3 # Guest 2012-05-24 11:25

I sometimes hate all the shit Chael talks to hype a fight, especially cuz i love me some Spider, BUT damn did this just kill the game.

Chael is a lyrical genius. Hes the voice of a generation!!!

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+2 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-05-24 11:31

Slow motion Ed Soares had me in tears

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-24 12:42

can we also get chael a match with justin beiber? I'd pay WAY more to watch that fight then chael vs mrs. anderson

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-24 13:23

Dis Guy!

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+2 # KingGhidorah 2012-05-24 19:40

Those thugs from Oregon ain't nothin to fuck wit

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0 # Guest 2012-05-25 08:26

WICKED!! XD

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0 # Guest 2012-05-25 22:37

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