I have a bootleg mix CD in my car that I like to refer to as Atlanta driving music. I got it outside of a Dominican/Puerto Rican barber shop from a dude selling CDs out of a stolen Wal-mart shopping cart. It might be the greatest $5 I've spent all year. I say that because the CD has some sort of magical ability to cause me to take on a whole new personality as though I'm the star of the Showtime show United States of Tara.

When I drive and listen to this CD full of Machine Gun Kelly, Future, 2Chainz and Young Jeezy rap songs I go through some personality metamorphosis and I'm no longer a short blonde white woman driving a tiny blue Hyundai. Suddenly, I become 2Chainz terrorizing the streets of suburban Atlanta in a black Bugatti with 30 inch rims while obnoxiously spitting profanity laced lyrics as though I'm filming my very own rap music video. I'm suddenly the most gangster person on the road and slow old people had better get out of my way.

Maybe something like this happens to Dave Herman when he watches Jon Jones highlights in the gym. I don't know but Roy Nelson seems to believe that. During open media workouts this week, Roy Nelson was asked about his new opponent for UFC 146 this weekend and he seems to think Dave Herman is like the white Jon Jones:

“Herman's a realistic threat. He’s the white version of Jon Jones – tall, lanky, unorthodox, you don’t know what you’re going to expect. At one time, he liked to party. So, you know, just like Jon Jones.”

If Dave 'Pee Wee' Herman can be the white version of Jon Jones, then I don't see why I can't be the white female version of 2Chainz. Maybe if I throw some 20s on my Hyundai the act will be a bit more believable. [source]

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+9 # synthsis 2012-05-24 06:45

Oddsmakers have Nelson's beard as a 3-1 favorite over PeeWee, that's a solid betting line for facial hair.

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+21 # Guest 2012-05-24 06:54

"At one time, he liked to party. So, you know, just like Jon Jones."

LOL. WAR NELSON!

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-14 # Guest 2012-05-24 07:03

I have watched a couple of big country interviews, seems like he is trying to be contraversial and edgy now.

Shame he`s not that good at it. He should have a shave and sort that belly out. He looks like a homeless.

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+19 # Guest 2012-05-24 07:05

a homeless that could kick your ass

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-9 # Guest 2012-05-24 07:08

Quoting Banana:

a homeless that could kick your ass

I would have health care to fix my face, he would still be homeless and over-weight.

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+7 # Guest 2012-05-24 07:27

Quoting rick sanotary towell:

Quoting Banana:

a homeless that could kick your ass

I would have health care to fix my face, he would still be homeless and over-weight.

And why they let you live after being pulled from the womb, I will never know.

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-6 # JohnDanahersHair 2012-05-24 09:25

Finally! He tries to hard to be be funny but he's really just too stupid to make a joke if you've heard any

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+13 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-05-24 07:32

Roy please come to weigh ins dressed in full Dwarven garb, battle axe, helm and all. Also bring some bbq spare ribs.

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+11 # KingGhidorah 2012-05-24 10:55

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0 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-05-25 08:27

Thanks, I was going to do that but I post to many pictures as is.

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-1 # Guest 2012-05-24 20:16

then roy nelson is a white anderson silva. sorry ebersole.

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