I once built a 590 horsepower Volkswagen Corrado with a six-speed transmission that unintentionally shifted multiple lanes on the highway in any gear. It was easily the most dangerous vehicle in modern automotive history, but also the most exciting. There’s something to be said about not knowing whether or not you’re going to live or die when you press the accelerator. The first time I gave my mom a ride in it was also the last time she ever let me drive her anywhere. Soon after a random evening of highway jackassery, I shot a piston through the hood and decided to part the car out for something that offered more practical gas mileage than 6 mpg. Don’t worry, fuel was cheap back then. I could fill the tank for $38.00 and drive around for a whole 90 minutes, unlike today. Chances are I’ll never own a cooler car than that Corrado, and while it makes me sad, we can all live vicariously through Pat Barry who shares the joys of scaring the crap out of his mother on the highway in this Corvette rental car.

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+15 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-05-23 21:50

Yeah. Pat Barry's awesome.

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+40 # noreaga 2012-05-23 21:51

pat barry's mom just called him a motherfucker

i like where this is going

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+13 # Guest 2012-05-24 02:12

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHA

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+13 # Guest 2012-05-24 02:12

*breathing break* (bad cardio)

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+13 # Guest 2012-05-24 02:13

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA

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+41 # Guest 2012-05-23 22:02

Please win your next fight Pat. I don't want to see you get cut from the UFC.

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-32 # Sambro 2012-05-24 03:09

What next fight? He should already be cut.

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-10 # WeeMadAndo 2012-05-23 22:06

Driving while using a mobile.

Reckless driving.

Good to know he drives like he fights.

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+8 # Guest 2012-05-23 23:52

I wish pat barry was my dad.

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+14 # Guest 2012-05-24 01:45

THIS MOTHEFUCKA BOUT TO KILL US

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-3 # KevZeeBest 2012-05-24 03:06

If he would spend as much time training, as he does making 'funny' videos. he would be an world champion in whatever he wants 2 do.

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+9 # Sambro 2012-05-24 03:10

The only videos we should be seeing is him traning his ass off.

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+7 # Guest 2012-05-24 05:29

If the UFC made a movie, he'd be that lovable loser from all those high school movies.

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+4 # Guest 2012-05-24 06:24

Played by Jonah Hill

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+14 # StGutFree 2012-05-24 05:51

Black ass mama, White ass daddy......

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-24 16:08

Does it matter if he wins or loses? He goes out and fights everytime, Id rather see him lose ten time in a row than watch one Fitch fight

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+5 # Guest 2012-05-24 17:31

I'd rather see these videos of his than one Fitch fight.

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0 # Guest 2012-05-24 19:49

I think Pat Barry scared his mother more when Lavar Johnson beat the brakes off him.

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