I spent all of yesterday wandering around the streets of NYC looking for a metric tape measurer to replace the one I accidentally left in IKEA on Sunday. I ended up settling for this one because in America, hardware stores just assume everyone has an iPhone app that can convert units of measure. Damn those Swedish furniture gurus and their centimeter-based lifestyles. I’m sure they spend countless hours saying the same thing about imperial units of measurement when they’re not crafting the most affordable and quality conscious build-it-yourself bookcases in the world. In fact, you’re probably sitting on something made from IKEA at this very moment. If you aren’t, go find an IKEA LACK end table to sit on and watch this awesome new UFC 151 promo from NickTheFace.

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+5 # ArmyOfFedors 2012-05-22 11:26

lol My bed is from Ikea.

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+22 # Guest 2012-05-22 11:29

Can't the UFC just give Nick a job already? The guy is just phenomenal.

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+4 # Guest 2012-05-22 11:45

Quoting JiggerJay:

Can't the UFC just give Nick a job already? The guy is just phenomenal.

whats surprising is the fact that bellator hasnt tried to acquire NickTheFace as their guy

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+12 # Sambro 2012-05-22 13:41

Why hire him when he promotes the fights for free.

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+4 # Guest 2012-05-22 13:52

Because the hardcore fans that search him out are already going to be hyped for the fight. you throw that out there in the first quater of a football game and you increase pay-per-view buys by 10%.

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+3 # TDM 2012-05-22 13:58

That's true. He needs to make himself hard to get and worth the money.

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+30 # Guest 2012-05-22 11:50

I predict Hendo will win because Jones will be worn out from riding his bike to the fight.

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+2 # Tom Hanks 2012-05-22 12:33

1-10-100-1000.. .yeah it kinda makes sense..

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+8 # Guest 2012-05-22 12:54

I hope the utility pole comes out in Hendo's corner.

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+23 # Letibleu 2012-05-22 13:31

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Damn those Swedish furniture gurus and their centimeter-base d lifestyles

You mean "Damn the rest of the world and their centimeter-base d lifestyles"

As per wiki: The United States is the only industrialized country that does not use the metric system as its official system of measurement

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+15 # Guest 2012-05-22 13:31

DUI? I thought is was DWA - driving while arrogant

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+8 # TDM 2012-05-22 13:59

Now that jeebus dislikes Jones, maybe he can lose.

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+7 # Guest 2012-05-22 14:18

J Bombs started this shit, H bomb will end it...

WAR HENDO!!!

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+6 # Guest 2012-05-22 15:37

I think the LHW is cursed it makes you think you are unstoppable. Side effects include:
1. way too cocky
2. Overconfident
3. Party Animal
4. One of the biggest name in MMA

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+36 # Twinny 2012-05-22 16:05

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+5 # Guest 2012-05-23 02:14

hilarious!

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+10 # Guest 2012-05-22 21:44

Hendo will knock out the drunk ass fool. That being said, Diaz won rounds 1, 2 and 5.

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+1 # TheFuckingBest 2012-05-23 14:02

When has a NickTheFace video NOT given me chills? WAR HENDO

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