One day archaeologists will dig deep enough into the earth to find cave drawings or possibly even ancient manuscripts detailing how the human race pwnd all other indigenous species into submission with their elbows. It's clear that after thousands of years of domestication and mating with monkeys did our elbows become rounded and sissified, what a shame. The human race blew it. Instead of dropping bombs and shooting each other we could have had Braveheart style battles with thousands of fierce warriors looking like they are doing the chicken dance all the way to their brutal deaths.

Thankfully, we have combat sports. Thailand never forgot about using the joint that connects their forearm and humerus of the upper arm (the point of the elbow is actually called the 'olecranon' which sounds really badass), and slowly but surely we are seeing an increased frequency of appearances of the devastating technique inside the cage. Check out Al laquinta blasting Andy Ogle out of the park with one of the nastiest hellbows we've seen in a while.

Thanks to Zombie Prophet for the .gif of course.

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+19 # Guest 2012-05-19 09:36

Short, sharp and to the point.

Just like my penis.

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+16 # Sambro 2012-05-19 16:53

LOL! JJ acting like a true role model and a fake ass bitch:



Quoting UG:

UFC Light Heavyweight champ Jon "Bones" Jones was arrested early this morning for DUI after he totaled his Bentley in upstate New York ... TMZ has learned.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Jones was involved in an accident at around 5:00 AM in Binghamton, NY. We're told the car -- which Jones crashed into a pole -- was totaled and cops arrested Jones on the scene for DUI.

According to our sources, Jones was taken into custody by Broome County Sheriff and bailed out a few hours later ... by his mom. Jones is from nearby Ithaca.

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+3 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-05-19 17:21

AHAHAHAHAHAHA I was coming here to do the exact same thing. This is too hilarious to me!

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+5 # Guest 2012-05-19 18:56

Except that's not his car.

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+5 # Puck 2012-05-19 19:56

Interior looks different color and his didnt have fog lights. Not saying he couldn't have bought fog lights and changed the interior, but at first glance it doesn't look like his car.

Wouldn't be the first (or last) time TMZ completely gets something wrong.

http://middleeasy.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=6044:jon-bones-jones-new-ride-is-pretty-damn-slick&catid=34:organizations

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+8 # Sambro 2012-05-20 07:25

JJ being a fake bitch:

"I'm very comfortable with the UFC putting me out there and trying to use me as one of the guys to promote the sport and bring it to a new level. I think if I was a knucklehead and if I was a guy you had to worry about getting a DWI or going out and doing something really stupid, they simply wouldn't promote me. I think they see the guy that I am, and they trust that. Even though I'm a 24 year old, I'm a trustworthy 24 yearr old."

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+5 # Guest 2012-05-19 20:19

Lucky for him he didn't injure or kill anyone, or himself. What kind of dumbass drives around drunk at 5am when they are the world champion of anything. I suspect Mr. White will have some choice words.

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+8 # Guest 2012-05-19 09:39

It's Al Iaquinta, not Laquinta.

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-5 # Guest 2012-05-19 09:48

Quoting gwilli11:

It's Al Iaquinta, not Laquinta.

what?!? he's not hispanic?!? my world is upside down. next your going to tell me its andy ogre. I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!

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+5 # CALI 2012-05-19 10:12

you've obviously never been to LaPinta

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+5 # Guest 2012-05-19 09:39

on par with menjivar's

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-7 # Guest 2012-05-19 09:49

Quoting ktav:

on par with menjivar's

you're familiar with his penis?

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+3 # benny 2012-05-19 10:02

Was sad to see Ogle go.

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+8 # Guest 2012-05-19 10:15

In the words of Goldie: "It is uncanny how much he mimics Jon Jones, just look at those elbows!"

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-19 10:24

Faber's impression of Al last night was gold.

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0 # Guest 2012-05-19 10:39

nicely done Al

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0 # Guest 2012-05-19 14:35

zumg gosh

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