Last night, Tom Lawlor fed Jason MacDonald a left hand followed by a right hook. A few moments later, a doctor fed Jason MacDonald a nose full of smelling salts to wake him up and remind him that he has to deliver a retirement speech. We’re sad Jason MacDonald’s career is over, but we’re happy Tom Lawlor had an awesome birthday. We’re simultaneously happy and sad. It’s an odd feeling that Genki Sudo is familiar with. He says it’s normal; life is a system of balance and in that balance, all of our defeats are also our victories. Perhaps those victories take place in another dimension, or perhaps in another dimension, we were doing something other than watching UFC on Fuel. All we know is that Tom Lawlor summoned the spirit of Genki Sudo, won his fight, and now we can celebrate by watching Genki’s new music video, 'Aquarius.'