We can't confirm it, but all signs point to Chad Griggs' sideburns being enchanted with +5 in rawesomeness. We don't know who created this enchantment, what the required mats (materials) are for said enchantment or who had the enchantment level required to perform the delicate act of enchanting a man's sideburns with pure rawesomeness (which we assume is a high-level enchant). But it's undeniable there's something supernatural about those chops on Chad Griggs' face.

That's why we hope they survive the Gravedigger's cut to light heavyweight, because he's going to need every ounce of their power for Phil Davis at UFC on Fox 4.

Yep, now the light heavyweight division has a dude with legit heavyweight power and supernatural sideburns to deal with. Then again, maybe the natural explosiveness that resides within Phil Davis can offset Chad's sideburns of power...There's no doubt these questions will be lighting up MMA messageboards across the world for months to come, until finally we have the answers to our questions delivered directly to our brains August 4th via our eyes and FOX.

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+10 # KevZeeBest 2012-05-14 12:58

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0 # Guest 2012-05-14 13:09

i just hope he shows up

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-3 # JohnDanahersHair 2012-05-14 13:36

The title should read "We hope Chad Griggs sideburns show up for his cut to light heavyweight"

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-3 # Guest 2012-05-14 13:42

Eh I didn't catch the brown vs Griggs fight, anyone wanna show share some knowledge on what people mean by "hope he shows up"? Thanks in advance, my great middle easy brethren.

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-1 # JohnDanahersHair 2012-05-14 13:49

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-1 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-05-14 13:54

It means they hope he doesn't suck balls like he did in that fight. Basically they have overblown expectations for him because he beat Bobby Lashley, who is a fucking can.

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+6 # JohnDanahersHair 2012-05-14 14:57

thats not what we mean

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-8 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-05-14 13:51

The writers of this site have an unnatural attraction to male body hair. I get it, it's amusing because it's worn facetiously, but it almost seems like 80 of the articles on the site are about what basically amounts to pubes. Sometimes it's ok, but only when the fighter is at all interesting without the body hair, like Don Frye or Uncle Creepy. But Brian Ebersole and Chad Griggs? There's actually no reason to write an article about them ever.

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-2 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-05-14 13:53

Also Chad Griggs should change his name to Ditchdigger, cause he's gonna be doing highway construction for a living in about 5 months.

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-14 13:55

he's a firefighter?

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-1 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-05-14 14:03

alright well, there you go I guess.

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+4 # BigEyeGuy 2012-05-14 14:23

I like Chad, hope to see him do well.
wtf is with all this hate in the comments section suddenly

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+8 # Guest 2012-05-14 14:51

Some of the worst match making I've seen in the UFC. It could be 2 and out for Griggs which sucks because he goes to war every fight. And I would've liked to see him fight Dave Herman

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+7 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-05-14 14:54

I don't understand this fight, I haven't checked the odds yet but I would have to guess Phil Davis is hanging out around -600?

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+10 # Sambro 2012-05-14 15:30

I'm gonna laugh if he KO's Phil.

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+2 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-05-14 15:45

I would laugh too, that would be embarrassing.

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-14 17:05

Christ, Phil Davis? Somebody in the UFC office is envious of the 'burns...

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-3 # Guest 2012-05-14 17:13

I like how after releasing a half assed apology, there is still no retraction on this website. I guess there wasn't enough room in between Rousey and Diaz fluff and youtube street fight videos to own up to your own audience on your blatant journalistic failures.

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-14 17:17

these guys are talking about supernatural sideburns and leg breaks. Fucking lay off it already it was a mistake shit....have you honestly never been to this site?

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