If in the event you go on a date at a Thai restaurant in Hollywood, CA with a chick named Jessica, don't disclose your plans if a cataclysmic alien invasion happens on earth. Not only will she immediately not care about anything you have to say after you utter the phrase 'When the greys come...', but by the end of the night she will be making out with another guy at a dive bar located in Sunset Ave. and Vine. Apparently it's not cool to tell the opposite sex that you have a 'preparation bag' sitting next to your door in the event that aliens take an extended vacation to planet Earth. If you ask Chael Sonnen about his opinion on the entire alien phenomena, then you may actually get a scientifically sound assessment that would be appropriate for lectures at Midwestern universities. I'm digging this new Sonnen that is emerging, and on May 15th you can dive a little bit deeper into his brain by ordering 'The Voice of Reason: Your VIP Pass to Enlightenment' from Amazon. Will we have a contest when the book is released offering a free signed copy to one lucky MiddleEasy reader? Egh, maybe.