I've never been knocked out from a punch, but I have awoken in bizarre and unusual places with strange bruises sporadically spread on my body. If Jagermeister has one-punch knockout properties, then I've felt the business end of its fist more than once. At MiddleEasy, we would never suggest that you practice MMA in the back of anyone's yard, let alone a living room. However, if you insist on executing street MMA, we've been compiling a handy series that will serve as some form of education. In this lesson, take note that if you get knocked out, you may appear to be physically impaired. Don't be alarmed. It's simply a temporary brain anomaly that will be fixed in a very short-span of time. Props to Stullo for the find.