I've come to terms with the fact that I probably won't ever have the luxury of retirement and that I'll work in some form or another up until the moment I die. I can see it now: the neighbors will report a smell coming from my hover apartment, or my dog (yes he's alive, it's the singularity) would've gone to get help, then the fire department robots will bypass my security and find me slumped over my desk, head resting on my keyboard with an open document on the monitor reading 'ssssssssssssssssss' for hundreds of pages. In this way, I kept on working post-mortem, which could end up being very beneficial for my estate, if I have an estate when I croak. 'Dead and and too fringe to even be called obscure author yields ironic post mortem hit with one letter novel' the headlines would read. It's kind of a bizarro John Kennedy Toole story if you will.

Nick Diaz is in his third or so month of retirement and it seems like he's enjoying himself. Check out what he's up to in this behind the scenes footage from Ronda Rousey Invades The 209 (coming May 2012 to a MiddleEasy near you).

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+30 # synthsis 2012-04-15 09:32

When it came to skateboarding on the carpet in my mom's livingroom, I was the next Tony Hawk. Put me on the concrete and I was like a special needs kid.

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+36 # Guest 2012-04-15 09:43

Rhonda sounds high like a motha fucka

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+10 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-04-15 19:35

You can hear someone say "Weed by day..." right as the camera cuts out.

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+22 # Guest 2012-04-15 09:46

Don't be scared ryan sheckler

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+15 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-04-15 10:08

Nick Diaz skates... IN THE HOUSE.

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+15 # Guest 2012-04-15 10:11

That frontside flip was butter.

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+13 # Guest 2012-04-15 10:16

everyone seems so high

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+10 # Sambro 2012-04-15 10:23

Nick ollies like my grandma.

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+21 # Guest 2012-04-15 10:54

Your grandma sounds gangster

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+9 # Yoshinegro_Blackiyama 2012-04-15 13:03

It's hard to ollie when you're high as fuck.

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+3 # Guest 2012-04-16 17:11

no, it's really not.

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0 # Guest 2012-04-17 14:14

Im pretty sure the only times Ive ever ollied was while I was high as fuck.

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+21 # Guest 2012-04-15 10:55

Layzie lives a hard life

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-8 # Guest 2012-04-15 14:16

How many Stockton Heybuddies do you think Ronda had to take while she was losing her verginity there?

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+14 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-04-15 19:36

What is "verginity?"

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-9 # Guest 2012-04-15 15:02

If this is all Nick has to do in retirement he needs to un-retire. What a waste of time

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+18 # Guest 2012-04-15 15:31

idk.. hanging with friends, fucking around at the crib, and chilling. sounds like a good time to me

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+10 # josephreese 2012-04-15 15:10

I'd stay retired too. Fuck it.

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+5 # Guest 2012-04-15 15:20

I love it... I want Nick to fake elbow me in the face.....

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+5 # Guest 2012-04-15 16:27

nick diaz has kickflips, thats so fucking righteous. the other dude has a nice fs flip and a good tre too. cool clip. yet another reason to be a nick diaz fan.

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+8 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-04-15 18:38

I grew up on the Ninja Turtles and they rode skateboards and whooped ass too, I approve of this. Rhonda Rousey = April O'Neil.

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+2 # bethannrutherford 2012-04-15 22:01

Team DIAZ

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-2 # Guest 2012-04-16 00:22

Are Nick and Ronda dating?

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+3 # Guest 2012-04-16 01:12

Nick Diaz's kickflip was sloppy, well from where I'm sitting. If I was there. " WOW GREAT KICKFLIP DUDE.AWESOME"

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-2 # GrimsGrind 2012-04-16 05:23

Nick and Ronda are the best fucking couple in MMA history...pleas e please stay together, IT'S GOOD FOR DA SPORTZ ....rightous video btw, can't wait for Ronda takeover the 209

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0 # Guest 2012-04-16 05:25

Diaz should stick to the fight game. His kickflip was about to blast off there...

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-1 # Guest 2012-04-18 22:35

what he do?nada

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-1 # Guest 2012-04-23 02:57

Ya'll need to back on off of Big Nick's Jock. Any body body in that room could probably run thru you and every body you hang with by themselves... lol

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