Last night I stumbled upon an intoxicated Vietnam veteran seated in front of a taco truck talking about Barack Obama performing oral sex on him. He repeated the story several times amongst a surplus of random obscenities while I awaited this plate of carnitas. Not sure if sitting down next to him for an extended period of time would have lead me to any life-changing conversation, but I figured I’d try it anyway. Almost immediately thereafter, he began to vomit and I decided to take my food to go. Bummer. It’s sad to think that in had he not begun to regurgitate the copious amounts of alcohol in his system, I could have shared this video with him, and he’d be well on his way to becoming a UFC fighter. The video is so inspiring, that there’s no way he could possibly fall off the war-wagon of positive energy that would course through his veins en route to putting his life back together. Seriously, this video is that amazing. Props to Vinny Magalhaes for the find.  Hope this video is your sailboat back into the UFC.

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+8 # Guest 2012-03-29 06:48

THESE ARE FUCKING GREAT! WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET THEM????

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+5 # Bauzen 2012-03-29 07:18

Vinny tweeted it last night.

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+7 # Guest 2012-03-29 06:48

She looks scary, i would submit to that face alone.

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+6 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-03-29 06:52

I better go by and jack rack or the Jay Glazer Perfect Punch hawks on infomercials at 2am.

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+7 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-03-29 06:52

Is that Big Ang from Mob Wives?

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+19 # Guest 2012-03-29 06:56

Five 3 minute rounds??

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+4 # Guest 2012-03-29 10:19

and she clearly said 'ring'...she really knows the sport..

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+9 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-03-29 11:22

She doesn't know what she's talking about. She didn't even mention sprawl training.

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+6 # WiseUp 2012-03-29 12:47

Sprawl training? What?

All you need is heart, weightlifting and endurance.

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+4 # SkyValley 2012-03-29 20:16

And stamina. Don't forget stamina

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+10 # Guest 2012-03-29 07:27

I would tear dat ass UP!

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+19 # Guest 2012-03-29 07:31

So no 6 months of sprawl traning required?

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+21 # Guest 2012-03-29 07:36

He looks tough

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-1 # StGutFree 2012-03-29 07:37

My phone ( EVO 3d). Sucks balls.

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+41 # Guest 2012-03-29 07:37

Cyborg really let herself go since her suspension. But good for her learning English so quickly.

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+6 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-03-29 07:44

Vicious technique.

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+8 # tonyfamilia 2012-03-29 08:12

Seems legit

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-8 # Guest 2012-03-29 08:14

insert blonde joke here...

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+4 # HipsDontLie 2012-03-29 08:15

Got to be a troll.

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+6 # KingGhidorah 2012-03-29 10:26

I hope Timmy watched this video. He'll be back in no time

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0 # bosswell 2012-05-14 07:45

I thought that WAS Timmy

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-7 # Guest 2012-03-29 10:50

She looks like Fedor lmao

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+10 # Guest 2012-03-29 10:59

I have to defend her a little...

Yup the video is terrible but she meant well. Hope people don't attack her personally.

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+5 # Sherko 2012-03-29 11:11

Don't let you to be faked. All you need are Jo Bonten instruction videos.

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+2 # Guest 2012-03-29 11:42

She's also on the Food Network.

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+6 # Guest 2012-03-29 13:47

you could always hire a "UFC coach", you can usually find them instructing the old ladies spin class

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+2 # monstruito 2012-03-29 14:11

HOLY SHIT! Chris Farley's daughter!!!

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+3 # Guest 2012-03-29 14:14

I hate being embarrassed for other people, really. She's looks like a nice girl.

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0 # Puck 2012-03-29 17:09

Don't forget about the Tower 200 and bootlegged burnt copies of RUSHFIT.

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-1 # Guest 2012-03-29 17:41

Anne Burrell should stick to teaching people how to cook, not how to be UFC fighters.

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0 # SkyValley 2012-03-29 20:14

This is, by far - BY FAR - article of the year on Middleeasy. What a find, Vinny! Her whole channel is incredible

http://www.ehow.com/video_4983831_ways-boost-metabolism.html

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0 # Guest 2012-03-30 03:45

mommy

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0 # Puck 2012-03-30 13:23

This girl is a riot. HOW TO LOOK BIG/BUFF/INTIMIDATING.

http://www.ehow.com/video_4539847_look-be-big-buffintimidating.html

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