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  • Written by MiddleEasy @MiddleEasy

If you want to be a UFC fighter, all you need to do is watch this instructional video

Last night I stumbled upon an intoxicated Vietnam veteran seated in front of a taco truck talking about Barack Obama performing oral sex on him. He repeated the story several times amongst a surplus of random obscenities while I awaited this plate of carnitas. Not sure if sitting down next to him for an extended period of time would have lead me to any life-changing conversation, but I figured I’d try it anyway. Almost immediately thereafter, he began to vomit and I decided to take my food to go. Bummer. It’s sad to think that in had he not begun to regurgitate the copious amounts of alcohol in his system, I could have shared this video with him, and he’d be well on his way to becoming a UFC fighter. The video is so inspiring, that there’s no way he could possibly fall off the war-wagon of positive energy that would course through his veins en route to putting his life back together. Seriously, this video is that amazing. Props to Vinny Magalhaes for the find.  Hope this video is your sailboat back into the UFC.


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