Hold on, keyboard warriors. Before you slam your sausage-laden fingers on your computer proclaiming this movie sucks, look at the trailer first. It has a formula that can work. You know when you were a kid and your friend would accidentally pummel you in the face, forcing you to cry because you didn't know what else to do? 90% of the time, those accidents happened because you were reenacting some dumb kick you saw in a Jean-Claude Van Damme movie. Combine that with Cung Le, a guy that helped make UFC 139 the greatest MMA show in 2011 and you have a movie that is incapable of sucking. The only thing I know about the plot line is JCVD chipped a stunt man's tooth on accident with some wild kick he threw during the movie.

That's good enough for me.

Make my action movies as simple as possible. If you can throw a few vampires in there, then we're on the same page. If 'Dragon Eyes' has a cameo appearance by Spider Man, then it's pretty much the greatest piece of cinema ever created. Spider Man and vampires -- if Hollywood only knew it was this simple.

Dragon Eyes also features Dan Henderson, Trevor Prangley and the greatest lightweight in MMA, Gilbert Melendez. The film comes out April 9th on DVD and Blue Ray -- and we were not paid to say any of this. We just really like action movies that have 'Dragon' in the title. Props to Yael Grauer for the find, and the weirdos that try to video chat with her on Gmail (you know who you are, creepsters).

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-4 # Guest 2012-03-19 14:52

I think "it" moved.

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+6 # raoulduke666 2012-03-19 15:17

Van Damme use to be a decent actor once. What the hell happened? Kickboxer, Cyborg, Bloodsport, Universal Soldier, Nowhere to Run, Legionnaire FTW!

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+12 # juice lee 2012-03-19 16:43

dragon eyes
because all of the other dragon body parts have movies named after them

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+4 # Guest 2012-03-20 07:07

dragon colon?

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+5 # Guest 2012-03-19 16:44

this movie looks like it should be for sale at one of those stands in the middle of the mall.

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-2 # Guest 2012-03-19 18:53

anybody know if van damme is gonna fight?

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0 # IceColdShadow 2012-03-20 12:28

Quoting Ice:

anybody know if van damme is gonna fight?

in real life yes,against Somluck Kamsing,may or june 2012

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+5 # Guest 2012-03-19 19:05

Hendo looks mexican with that chunty stash

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+1 # Whos OmarPaulHarris 2012-03-19 20:15

Well color me tickled, this looks like its gonna be a fun movie.

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+1 # Guest 2012-03-19 23:56

would illegally download/10

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+8 # Guest 2012-03-20 01:52

its cung le kicking loads of people, whats not to love

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