We should hold a candlelight vigilance to remember all of the brain cells you senselessly murdered yesterday during St. Patrick's Day. Now some woodworker will spend the rest of his week making miniature wooden caskets for those dead brain cells. They're never coming back, like Godric from True Blood. Those brain cells were your starters, now you'll just have to rely on the brain cells that have been sitting on the bench for years. For your sake, I hope one of those benched brain cells will be the equivalent of Jeremy Lin. If not, you will be poop out of luck -- like shamrocks growing from elephant dung.
UFC 146 can't get here soon enough. Technically it can if we had a flux capacitor and a used DeLorean sitting around, but in the meantime we'll just have to wait this thing out. We can almost taste Dogheat101's anticipation for the all-heavyweight main event with his illustrious fan-made trailer of Alistair Overeem vs. Junior dos Santos. Watch the promo and spend the rest of the day wishing you were that talented.