I used to have a set of foam-padded nunchucks when I was a kid taking martial arts classes. I actually became quite proud of my nunchucking skills. I feel that somehow, Nick Diaz would have been impressed too; if he wasn’t busy mean-mugging the rest of the kids in his elementary school at the time. It’s my deepest regret that I never moved on to master the art of wheeling a samurai sword. Not sure how it would be useful in today’s society, but if the zombie apocalypse went down tomorrow, Nick Diaz would be prepared with this skill-showcase he just uploaded to his YouTube channel of him slicing an apple in mid-flight. If that apple metaphorically represented a member of the undead trying to bite him, the end result would be a zombie with half of a cranium, rendering it unable to harm anyone else in the 209. Residents of Stockton, California should be thankful to have Nick Diaz as their neighbor.

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+14 # prhavc 2012-03-13 10:02

A FRUIT ninja...

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0 # Kalashnikov 2012-03-13 12:17

Haha, perfect comment

Also, when I was around 10-12 year old I used to cut lemon in half mid-air (throwing it from behind my back) with the biggest kitchen knife. True story.

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0 # Guest 2012-03-13 10:05

Baller!

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+5 # Guest 2012-03-13 10:06

Of course a chick is filming lol

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+13 # JohnDanahersHair 2012-03-13 10:12

Well obv, the only time a chick would be holding a knife is cutting my sandwich in half

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+6 # LayzieTheSavage 2012-03-13 10:16

Diaz makes headlines twice in one day.
THAT'S baller...

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+4 # BigDaddyCrenshaw 2012-03-13 10:18

Just when I thought I couldn't like Nick Diaz any more than I do...

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-7 # Guest 2012-03-13 11:03

[youtube]DO5KTL Pz9gc[/youtube]

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0 # Guest 2012-03-13 11:04

[youtube]http:/ /www.youtube.co m/watch?v=DO5KT LPz9gc[/youtube ]

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0 # Guest 2012-04-02 21:12

Man this vid is long for no reason but the sound bites are golden

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+1 # Guest 2012-03-13 14:44

people's champion baby.nick diaz for life.fuck the haters.

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-4 # Guest 2012-03-13 15:06

bunch of dong tokers up in here

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+1 # Guest 2012-03-13 15:48

Somebodys BAKED!

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+4 # Guest 2012-03-13 19:29

17 seconds? I barely got my pants unzipped.

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+1 # Sambro 2012-03-13 22:13

Diaz hates fruit, watermellons, apple, oranges...

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+2 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-03-14 03:25

Bauzen... I pretty much think you are, technically speaking, the best writer of M.E. staff... but...
WHEELING a samurai sword....?
"WHEELING"
Not... say... wielding... a sword...

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0 # Guest 2012-03-14 09:24

Thank you.

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