From the morning of arrival to the evening of departure, the only beverage I consume in Australia is Victoria Bitter. Their marketing campaigns insist that this magical little green bottle of beer can somehow quench your thirst while my experience has proven that it achieves the polar opposite. Between beer and meat pies, when I think of Australia, I have a hard time remembering anything beyond enhanced English accents and Aussie football, which is infinitely more exciting than the NFL. None of the rules are similar to the game most of us are familiar with, but under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol, it all makes perfect sense. This video of UFC fighters learning how to play ‘Footy’ from the Sidney Swans proves that it’s as easy to understand as judging in MMA.