At MiddleEasy, we think rankings are elitist and irrelevant because they’re based solely on opinions instead of tangible accomplishments. The only such ranking system that matters in the world of MMA is our list of Frate Tranes conveniently located along the right side of this page. If you look at that list, you’ll notice that Mark Hunt, exercising his frate-tranedge for the rest of the world to admire. I might add that he has the best seat in the house (or on the list) because it’s next to Ronda Rousey. We’d advance him up the list based on his accomplishments at UFC 144 this past weekend, why anyone would want to trade seats with someone who isn’t sitting next to Ronda Rousey is silly, so he’ll remain where he is. While Fedor was undoubtedly the greatest heavyweight of the past decade, websites around the world now have Mark Hunt ranked higher than the Last Emperor. Luckily, Fedor doesn’t care. Fedor’s only prerogative is to dominate the Russian Sambo circuits until a suitable MMA opponent signs a contract to fight him this summer.

Rumors that M-1 Global have contacted Todd Duffee are floating around the metaphysical galaxy, but no official opponents have been named.  Other rumors from the 4^th dimension include something about purified ocean-water have positive benefits towards rural irrigation.  For the sake of humanity, we hope both rumors are true.

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+6 # Guest 2012-02-27 10:23

Fedor looking lean! Hello 205 Strikeforce Belt!

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+2 # Guest 2012-02-27 15:49

I would absolutely LOVE to see Fedor in Strikeforce. Problem is - would Strikeforce be able to pay his salary, and would Zuffa have him...?

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+10 # Guest 2012-02-27 10:27

What a fucking legend, deadly toss and the brain damage uppercut to follow up.

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+12 # synthsis 2012-02-27 10:33

I need to go to Russia to get one of those cool referee shirts with one blue sleeve and one red sleeve. Hipster trend 2012.

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+11 # Guest 2012-02-27 11:57

The true GOAT !

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+1 # twitter/donnybrook 2012-02-27 12:02

Is anybody else totally distracted by the sambo gi's weird-ass Battlestar Galactica shoulders?

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0 # Sidecheckkick 2012-02-28 08:26

They are there for a reason, this gi supposed to simulate battlegear for soldiers Sambo is on so many levels more badass then BJJ.

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+5 # Guest 2012-02-27 12:02

what a beast!

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+6 # Guest 2012-02-27 12:04

I love sambo rules! Wish bjj had striking in the GI!!!

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+3 # Guest 2012-02-27 15:50

What a toss! That uppercut was great as well.

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