Bringing bad news is part of the news. If there was no bad news, we’d be forced to lie to you, and we care too much about not getting smitten by whatever spirit you believe in to do that. Before you make any assumptions, no, War Machine didn’t do anything new that prompted this return to jail. He was actually well behaved since his release from prison six months ago. Instead, this is an old charge that has resurfaced and carries a sentence of one additional year in prison for the former Ultimate Fighter runner-up. He had this to say in a series of tweets:

“Seems my year in jail wasnt enough. Just got sentenced to another year in Vegas for some old bullshit. Nevermind Im rehabilitated. Nevermind Ive been out for over 6 months now and doing great and am finally back on my feet. Nevermind all my students that will miss me. Do another year and rot n waste time. Make no money, pay no taxes. Whatever, I just hope my boy @bensaundersMMA wins @BellatorMMA tournament. Fuck the motherfucking system! Fuck the bullshit! Vacation time, back to jail in 2 weeks! Cant stop me, all you can do is delay the inevitable. War Machine will always be back! Oh ya the judge looked and me and said she can tell Im on steroids and that thats prolly why I got in so many fights and am angry..lol Bitch”

A year in prison means War Machine will have to sit out of Bellator’s Season 6 tournament, and resume his MMA career anew in 2013, which according to the Mayan calendar will never happen. Perhaps it will be War Machine who proves the Mayans wrong and defies the demise of civilization. I have faith…

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+5 # Guest 2012-02-02 15:51

He has no one to blame but himself, Karma is a bitch.

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+3 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-02-02 15:52

Homeboy just prelapsed.

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+16 # Guest 2012-02-02 17:32

Better than prolapsing.

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+15 # greatjake 2012-02-02 15:52

Article pic has to be from a porno

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+33 # Bauzen 2012-02-02 16:42

It is. That's Asa Akira. Don't ask me how I know that.

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+2 # dkommel 2012-02-03 13:35

Don't worry, we already know how

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+6 # Guest 2012-02-02 15:55

Was wanting to see War Machine vs Brian Foster in Bellator. Damn.

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-2 # Harrison101 2012-02-02 15:58

That should convince the last few people on the planet who thought that this man wasn't a complete twat.

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+16 # Guest 2012-02-02 15:59

i thought this article was about asa akira winning best anal awards but hey goodluck in jail war machine and dont drop the soap

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+14 # Deadwin / @Lycanthr0pe 2012-02-02 16:03

fuck that judge though for real...

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+39 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-02-02 16:06

Must have been Cecil Peoples

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+20 # Guest 2012-02-02 17:03

they gave it 30-27 leonard garcia

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+4 # Guest 2012-02-02 20:15

I had 30-26

Garcia was singing BOMBS in the 3rd, with bad intentions!!!

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-4 # Guest 2012-02-02 20:16

*swinging..

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+12 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-02-02 16:09

Asa Akira...

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+5 # Guest 2012-02-02 16:17

You danced the dance, bitch. Now you gotta pay the piper!

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+6 # Guest 2012-02-02 16:51

Will officially need the Free War Machine shirt

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+11 # Sambro 2012-02-02 16:53

Thumbs up for anyone who can find the banner clip.

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+42 # tetsuhana 2012-02-02 17:08

http://xhamster.com/movies/503828/asa_akira_-_nurse_job.html

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+13 # Guest 2012-02-02 17:42

Great now I have to watch it.

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+6 # BigEyeGuy 2012-02-02 19:10

you are such an enabler

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0 # SkeetEmUp 2012-02-02 21:06

good looks

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+7 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-02-02 23:55

What a weak ass nut. Dude couldn't even save up a few days to make that ish look like a SuperSoaker?

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+8 # Guest 2012-02-03 07:05

Quoting Fatty_Sam86:

What a weak ass nut. Dude couldn't even save up a few days to make that ish look like a SuperSoaker?

Sometimes these thongs happen in Porn.

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+3 # Sambro 2012-02-03 13:49

Peter North, "What an amateur."

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+6 # Guest 2012-02-02 17:12

I like war machine, was looking forward to seeing him fight. However, I am equally stoked for his jailhouse blogs once again.

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-4 # Guest 2012-02-02 23:13

Oh Yeah the bull shit overexagerated county jail blogs,that he made sound like he was in the show OZ.

What a dumb fuck- You were in a county jail not some super Federal Max security prison now War Machine

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-22 # Hi. 2012-02-02 17:15

I know people will hate me for this, but i hope War Machine gets raped in there. i fucking hate him. hes such a little cunt in my opinion

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+2 # Guest 2012-02-02 18:00

What did actually do to receive this sentence? Or has an mma fighter not tweeted that yet....

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+1 # Guest 2012-02-02 23:16

this time probably a probation violaton or something like that, the 1st time when he served the bullet aka 1 year. He went ape shit at some porn party becasue his porn actress girl friend was talking to some other man ? unreal its alright for her to fuck 26 people in a day but lets get all jealous now when she talks to another man at a party

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0 # Guest 2012-02-03 11:54

Maybe this is for that crazy porn party rampage he went on where he beat up a bunch of male porn stars..?

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-2 # Guest 2012-02-02 18:09

A fraktard like him deserves what he gets.

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+5 # Guest 2012-02-02 19:17

gotta nice dick,i must say

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+18 # Guest 2012-02-02 20:17

every guy is secretly a porn expert

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0 # Tom Hanks 2012-02-02 21:03

Seems he went haywire and knocked a bunch of pornstars at some party in 2009..long arm of the law finaly caught him...sounds like a particularly bad episode of cops=)

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+2 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-02-02 22:27

or good. I would love to watch that.

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0 # Guest 2012-02-02 23:21

yeah if I remember correct his porn star girl friend he said was flirting with another man, he was drunk started beating her ass and every one elses ass who tried to step in.something you would exspect a dumb ass like him to do.

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-1 # Guest 2012-02-03 00:01

mma fans are sooooooooooo gay. fans seem to like any fighter thats good looking.
Mr WarMachine is good looking - so fans really like him even though he's a below avreage fighter and a scum bag as a human being.

b honest bitches - wanna sck his nut dry.

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+3 # Guest 2012-02-03 03:53

wrong. kos and bones are good looking too, but the fans hate them anyways

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+3 # Guest 2012-02-03 00:48

why do people give a shit about this fighter??

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0 # Guest 2012-02-03 01:39

Oh u dont lie to us if theres no bad news

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+12 # Guest 2012-02-03 01:52

Never leave it in the hands of the judges....

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0 # Guest 2012-02-03 09:02

Muscles and a hang grenade tattoo! No way you're allowed to walk around freely.

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0 # Guest 2012-02-03 09:07

Half the people at the local trailor park would disagree with that statement.

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+1 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-02-03 11:22

i.e. Junie Browning

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+1 # Guest 2012-02-03 09:38

just porn no bullshit

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0 # ispitzhotfire 2012-02-03 09:56

I mean, it might be old bullshit but as the saying goes.... Do the crime, do the time. Don't break the law then bitch when they lock you up for it.

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