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Bummer, War Machine returns to jail for another year

Bringing bad news is part of the news. If there was no bad news, we’d be forced to lie to you, and we care too much about not getting smitten by whatever spirit you believe in to do that. Before you make any assumptions, no, War Machine didn’t do anything new that prompted this return to jail. He was actually well behaved since his release from prison six months ago. Instead, this is an old charge that has resurfaced and carries a sentence of one additional year in prison for the former Ultimate Fighter runner-up. He had this to say in a series of tweets:

“Seems my year in jail wasnt enough. Just got sentenced to another year in Vegas for some old bullshit. Nevermind Im rehabilitated. Nevermind Ive been out for over 6 months now and doing great and am finally back on my feet. Nevermind all my students that will miss me. Do another year and rot n waste time. Make no money, pay no taxes. Whatever, I just hope my boy @bensaundersMMA wins @BellatorMMA tournament. Fuck the motherfucking system! Fuck the bullshit! Vacation time, back to jail in 2 weeks! Cant stop me, all you can do is delay the inevitable. War Machine will always be back! Oh ya the judge looked and me and said she can tell Im on steroids and that thats prolly why I got in so many fights and am angry..lol Bitch”

A year in prison means War Machine will have to sit out of Bellator’s Season 6 tournament, and resume his MMA career anew in 2013, which according to the Mayan calendar will never happen. Perhaps it will be War Machine who proves the Mayans wrong and defies the demise of civilization. I have faith…

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