This weekend I was hanging out in the living room of a New York Times Best Seller, and I nearly flipped my chair over when Michael Buffer announced the unanimous decision in favor of Chael Sonnen. When it comes to being professional in social settings, I fail every time. I'm the guy that will bring a flask to the Academy Awards and refuse to share it with Brad Pitt. Everyone in the room insisted that Michael Bisping grabbed a 29-28 decision over the pseudo-middleweight champion, but I wasn't sure if it was just some elaborate troll job. Judging by a few of your responses on MiddleEasy and Twitter, a select handful of you sincerely believe that Bisping defeated Sonnen. I just can't imagine a scenario in which Bisping even won a single round at last weekend's UFC on FOX 2. Fortunately, this FightMetric chart somewhat supports my hypothesis and completely crushes yours. Awesome.